ted

It's 1994, and senior year of high school is underway for Ted the foul-mouthed teddy bear and his best friend, likable but awkward John Bennett. Together they live in a working-class Boston home with John's parents (Matty and Susan) and cousin (Blaire). Matty is a blustering, blue-collar Bostonian who sees himself as the unequivocal boss of the house and doesn't like anyone challenging him, particularly his liberal-minded niece. Susan is kind, selfless, and almost pathologically sweet when it comes to caring for her family. Blaire is an outspoken college student who often finds herself at odds with her more traditional-minded relatives.

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  E1Talk Dirty to Me

  Mar 5, 2026· 34m

  John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.

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  E2Mrs. Robicheck

  Mar 5, 2026· 34m

  Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.

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  E3Dungeons & Dealers

  Mar 5, 2026· 31m

  John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.

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  E4The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com

  Mar 5, 2026· 37m

  Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.

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  E5The Sword in the Stoned

  Mar 5, 2026· 33m

  John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

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  E6Roe v. Weed

  Mar 5, 2026· 32m

  Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.

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  E7Susan Is the New Black

  Mar 5, 2026· 33m

  Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.

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  E8Fraudcast NewsFinale

  Mar 5, 2026· 33m

  John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.

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  E1Just Say Yes

  Jan 11, 2024· 51m

  When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.

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  E2My Two Dads

  Jan 11, 2024· 40m

  Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy… on one condition.

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  E3Ejectile Dysfunction

  Jan 11, 2024· 38m

  Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film. Matty and Susan's disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.

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  E4Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles

  Jan 11, 2024· 38m

  Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.

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  E5Desperately Seeking Susan

  Jan 11, 2024· 34m

  Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.

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  E6Loud Night

  Jan 11, 2024· 44m

  Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted's miraculous origin.

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  E7He's Gotta Have ItFinale

  Jan 11, 2024· 43m

  As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.