Raising Expectations

Derek becomes obsessed with Sorcery The Summoning cards after learning they could be a good investment. Meanwhile, Emmett's teacher steals Derek's most valuable card after Emmett brings it to school.

Paige tries to get all five of her kids ready on a last minute trip to Paris to visit Wayne. Her sister Rebecca also stops by.

Emmett convinces his siblings to create a haunted house. Adam and Emmett procure a very realistic fake cadaver from the teaching hospital, but it turns out the fake cadaver isn’t so fake....

Derek’s mysterious behavior leads his brothers to surmise he has a girlfriend, and they are shocked to discover he’s actually in a choir. Much to Derek’s chagrin, Bentley, Paige, and Emmett home in on their choir life. Conner gets her wisdom teeth removed.

Emmett has a crush on his math tutor, but she has a thing for Adam. To even the playing fields, Emmett uses underhanded tactics to make Adam less desirable. Bentley gets a new harp, but he can’t get it up the stairs. Conner and Paige try their hands at beekeeping.

Paige is excited and worried about her upcoming interview with her favorite journalist. Conner and Adam vie for screen time during the interview, while Emmett goads Derek to freak out on camera.

The basement hockey tournament is cut short when Wayne enlists the kids to help him finish Paige's anniversary gift, an outdoor she shed. Things get complicated when Paige discovers she hates working in the she shed but must hide it from Wayne.

When Adam injures himself while sneaking in from a party late at night, Emmett covers for him and has to endure the consequences. Wayne is worried about Adam’s football career, and Bentley is jealous of all the attention he’s getting.

Paige discovers it is no easy task to organize five children on a last-minute trip to Paris. Emmett can't find his passport, Conner is scared of flying, Bentley and Adam disagree about packing and Derek gets locked in his "safe room".

Wayne and Paige ban Emmett from playing video games, sending him into a downward spiral. Paige seeks Adam’s help to improve her hand/eye coordination, and Wayne reveals a secret about his past.

When Paige and Wayne go on a short weekend trip, Bentley has unknowingly set up an Airbnb at their house in order to get training for Hospitality school. He recruits his siblings to help.

Bently has to get a driver's license.

A mockumentary about the Wayney family and their obsession with jars such as the Pun Jar. When the Wayney kids revolt, they can't imagine what is in store for them.

After being banned from the school's science fair, Emmett recruits Nate to enter a stink bomb disguised as a project. Derek is so confident he'll win the science fair, he asks his siblings to coach him in the art of acting humbly surprised.

Wayne and Conner disagree about whether a tree in the front yard should be removed. Meanwhile, Adam and Bentley join forces to repair the air conditioner.

Conner grows tired of her brothers interfering with her dating life, and Emmett's attempt to trade a date with her for a bike discount proves to be the last straw.

Emmett is so desperate to get to a local hot-dog-eating contest that he resorts to tunneling through the basement wall. Meanwhile, Adam and Bentley unearth a secret stockpile of chocolate-covered raisins.

Questions arise regarding the validity of a heroic story from Wayne's past in the series premiere of a sitcom about perfectionist parents raising a brood of overachievers—plus one son who is content with mediocrity.

Emmett runs a t-shirt business from the garage and gets his siblings to work for him, but he runs into a snag when he learns his logo is copyrighted by a charity. Meanwhile, Paige's idea to work in a soundproof room has an unforeseen drawback.

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Paige's sister arrives for an unexpected visit. Meanwhile, Emmett wants to impress everyone with a lavish seafood dinner, but problems arise when the lobsters get loose.

Conner fusses over the International Honors Society dinner she is hosting at the Wayney House. Inspired by Conner's club, Emmett creates his own scholastic club for C-students and encourages members to T.P. an A-student's house, not realizing that the targeted house will be his own.

Paige takes the family camping so they can spend time with each other and away from their beloved electronic devices, but not everything goes according to plan..

Emmett breaks Bentley's cello during a mishap, so Emmett and Nate stage a robbery to pretend the instrument was stolen. Meanwhile, Conner and Adam get into a dispute over toiletries.

Bentley’s club, “The Sophisticates,” is embroiled in a turf war with a rival club, “The Aficionados,” over ownership of the best library spot. To solve their problem “like gentlemen,” Bentley hosts a quip-off, which quickly devolves into an ill-mannered affair.

Paige receives what she thinks is a love poem from a teacher, but Wayne disagrees. Things get so heated, the kids -­‐ worried their parents might get a divorce -­‐ intervene.

Mold is unearthed in Emmett's room, but it soon spreads to the other bedrooms, forcing the Wayney siblings to become temporary roommates.