Very Mary-Kate

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  E1Manicure

  Jan 24, 2013· 2m

  Mary-Kate’s nail art should hang in a museum.

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  E2Lost in Translation

  Jan 31, 2013· 3m

  Mary-Kate makes a French connection.

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  E3Breaking Up

  Feb 7, 2013· 3m

  Mary-Kate is torn between her muscleman and her Frenchman.

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  E4Dinner with Hoffman

  Feb 14, 2013· 3m

  The Oscar creeper sabotages Mary-Kate and Sarkozy’s date.

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  E5Instagram

  Feb 21, 2013· 2m

  Who wants daiquiris??? #nofilter

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  E6Evaluations

  Mar 7, 2013· 3m

  Mary-Kate writes her teacher evaluations, and Fat Professor forms a rebuttal.

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  E7Shrooms

  Mar 13, 2013· 3m

  Mary-Kate and Jewish-Looking Girl trip into friendship.

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  E8Conference Call

  Mar 21, 2013· 3m

  Mary-Kate needs help with a homework assignment, and enlists the help of everyone she knows.

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  E9Drinking Game

  Mar 28, 2013· 3m

  Mary-Kate creates her own drinking game, and quickly gets sick of it.

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  E10Bad Connection

  Apr 11, 2013· 3m

  Bodyguard and Mary-Kate’s relationship takes a turn for the staticky.

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  E11Presentation 5

  Apr 18, 2013· 3m

  Mary-Kate gives a presentation about the Wig Party.

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  E12Diamonds Are My Only FriendsFinale

  Apr 25, 2013· 3m

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  E1Raise Your Hand

  Dec 1, 2011· 3m

  I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.

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  E2Magazines

  Dec 8, 2011· 2m

  Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.

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  E3Jetlag

  Dec 15, 2011· 2m

  Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.

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  E4Santa

  Dec 22, 2011· 3m

  Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.

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  E5Presentation 4

  Jan 6, 2012· 3m

  War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.

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  E6Jewish Looking Girl

  Jan 12, 2012· 2m

  She’s a rock star of David.

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  E7Layers

  Jan 19, 2012· 2m

  It’s freezing cold under all these layers.

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  E8Call My Phone

  Jan 26, 2012· 3m

  Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.

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  E9Trenta

  Feb 2, 2012· 2m

  Start the morning with a gallon of joe.

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  E10Evil Dragon

  Feb 9, 2012· 3m

  It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.

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  E11Police

  Feb 17, 2012· 3m

  I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.

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  E12Mug Shot

  Feb 23, 2012· 3m

  Is this the duckface of a criminal?

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  E13Jail

  Mar 8, 2012· 3m

  Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.

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  E14Dishwasher

  Mar 15, 2012· 3m

  Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.

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  E15Pillow Talk

  Mar 22, 2012· 3m

  Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.

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  E16Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)

  Apr 1, 2012· 3m

  Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

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  E17Sleeping in Class

  Apr 5, 2012· 3m

  Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.

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  E18Professor’s Presentation

  Apr 12, 2012· 3m

  Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.

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  E19Slumber Party

  Apr 19, 2012· 2m

  First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.

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  E20Pills

  Apr 26, 2012· 3m

  Take once per day with a picture of food.

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  E21Comet

  May 3, 2012· 2m

  Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.

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  E22Draw Something

  May 10, 2012· 3m

  Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.

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  E23The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)

  May 24, 2012· 2m

  When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.

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  E24Summer HouseFinale

  May 31, 2012· 3m

  Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.

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  E1Recap

  Oct 12, 2010· 3m

  OMG you guys! I’m back! Did you miss me?

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  E2Clone

  Oct 14, 2010· 2m

  Comet is back! Thank you, science!

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  E3Cheating

  Oct 19, 2010· 3m

  Cheating is so hard! I need to learn how to cheat at it.

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  E4Woody Allen

  Oct 21, 2010· 2m

  Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate’s Godfather.

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  E5Trick-or-Treat

  Oct 26, 2010· 1m

  Tricking is less calorific than treating.

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  E6Hoffmoween

  Oct 28, 2010· 2m

  Phil Hoffman’s scariest as himself.

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  E7Excuses

  Nov 2, 2010· 2m

  My dog ate this video description.

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  E8Presentation

  Nov 4, 2010· 2m

  The best presentation in the history of history class.

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  E9Driving

  Nov 9, 2010· 3m

  Learning to drive is as easy as eating pie. It’s very hard.

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  E10Woody Allen 2

  Nov 11, 2010· 2m

  Where there’s a will, there’s a way too talkative.

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  E11Naked

  Nov 16, 2010· 2m

  Bodyguard’s in his birthday suit.

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  E12Fired

  Nov 18, 2010· 2m

  Bodyguard gets a pink slip. Oooooh, pink!

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  E13Hired

  Nov 23, 2010· 2m

  One girl’s trash is another girl’s bodyguard.

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  E14Photo Shoot

  Nov 30, 2010· 3m

  A face that only her sister could love.

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  E15Bath

  Dec 2, 2010· 2m

  Rub-a-dub-dub, Ashley wants some love.

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  E16Presentation 2

  Dec 7, 2010· 3m

  I put my Louisiana Purchase on my Amex.

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  E17Conference

  Dec 9, 2010· 2m

  Bodyguard and Professor go head-to-fat-head.

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  E18Sexy Time

  Dec 14, 2010· 2m

  Ashley won’t take gross for an answer.

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  E19Sick

  Dec 16, 2010· 2m

  It’s not bulimia when you haven’t eaten.

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  E20Confession

  Dec 21, 2010· 2m

  Mary-Kate gets D and dirty with G almighty.

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  E21Church

  Dec 28, 2010· 3m

  The lord is my shepherd, but lambswool makes me itchy.

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  E22Vegas (1)

  Jan 4, 2011· 3m
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  E23Vegas (2)

  Jan 6, 2011· 3m
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  E24Vegas (3)

  Jan 11, 2011· 3m

  Deserts are even scarier than desserts.

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  E25Vegas (4)

  Jan 13, 2011· 3m

  Mary-Kate tweets her way to safety.

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  E26Gold Rush

  Jan 18, 2011· 3m

  Is a gold rush when Tiffany’s has a sale?

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  E27Presentation 3Finale

  Jan 20, 2011· 3m

  Always present on an empty stomach.

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