Mind Your Language

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  E1Never Say Die

  Jan 4, 1986

  Mr Brown mistakenly believes that Miss Courtney is dying.

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  E2Too Many Crooks

  Jan 11, 1986

  Two crooks rob the shop of Ranjeet's cousin when he is in charge. To evade capture, they hide in the school.

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  E3Easy Come Easy Go

  Jan 18, 1986

  The students have seven draws on the football pools and stand to win thousands of pounds if they can get one more!

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  E4Fifty Years On

  Jan 25, 1986

  It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...

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  E5Time and Tide

  Feb 1, 1986

  Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history.

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  E6Ghoulies and Ghosties

  Feb 8, 1986

  Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.

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  E7Mama Mia

  Feb 15, 1986

  Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.

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  E8A Rash Decision

  Feb 22, 1986

  Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.

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  E9Wedding Fever

  Mar 1, 1986

  Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!

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  E10Everybody's Out

  Mar 8, 1986

  There is discontent when the students form their own union.

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  E11The First Lady

  Mar 22, 1986

  Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.

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  E12Teacher's Pet

  Apr 5, 1986

  Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.

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  E13End of TermFinale

  Apr 12, 1986

  The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations.

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  E1I Belong to Glasgow

  Oct 27, 1979· 25m

  All the students return except for Ingrid and Zoltan, who has left for Hungary. Soon after, an affluent Arab Sheikh enrols his Scottish chauffeur in Mr Brown's class, due to not being able to understand his accent. But the Glaswegian man causes trouble due to his obnoxious, hostile and confrontational attitude.

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  E2Who Loves Ya Baby?

  Nov 3, 1979· 25m

  Au pair Danielle brings her boss' baby to school, but she leaves him in the canteen and he goes missing.

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  E3No Flowers by Request

  Nov 10, 1979· 25m

  Mr Brown takes Juan to hospital, suffering from a stomach ache, but a fall causes him to be admitted as a patient, instead.

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  E4Just the Job

  Nov 17, 1979· 24m

  Mr Brown receives an offer of a higher paid position at another school.

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  E5Guilty or Not Guilty?

  Nov 24, 1979· 25m

  All the students are brought to court for causing various acts of mischief at different places in London. Miss Courtney oversees the session as one of the magistrates, while Mr Brown acts as their barrister.

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  E6Repent at Leisure

  Dec 1, 1979· 25m

  Anna's visa is about to expire so her friends suggest that she marry Mr Brown in order to become a British citizen.

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  E7The School Fete

  Dec 8, 1979· 25m

  The school holds a fete, and Max is responsible for hiring celebrity, Arthur Mullard, to open the events.

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  E8What a Tangled WebFinale

  Dec 15, 1979· 25m

  When Ali suspects that his wife is having an affair, Mr Brown takes matters into his own hands...

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  E1All Present If Not Correct

  Oct 7, 1978· 25m

  At the start of the new school year, Mr Brown has two new students, Zoltán Szabo from Hungary and Swedish au pair, Ingrid Svenson.

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  E2Queen for a Day

  Oct 14, 1978· 26m

  It is announced that the Queen will be visiting the school, and Miss Courtney gets excited about the event, to the extent that the school is redecorated and the EFL students wear their national costumes.

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  E3Brief Re-Encounter

  Oct 21, 1978· 26m

  Miss Courtney's former fiancé returns, but are his intentions entirely honourable ?

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  E4Many Happy Returns

  Oct 28, 1978· 25m

  Sid can't believe his luck. Just when he was hard up for cash, he finds lots of it. The only problem is Ranjeet is the one who lost it...

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  E5Don't Forget the Driver

  Nov 4, 1978· 26m

  A road trip is planned for the class, but nothing goes according to plan.

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  E6A Hard Day's Night

  Nov 11, 1978· 24m

  Jeremy's flat is being redecorated so Giovanni and Max invite him to spend the night at their place.

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  E7Take Your Partners

  Nov 18, 1978· 26m

  Jeremy is talked into buying two tickets to the Ladies Circle Dance.

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  E8After ThreeFinale

  Nov 25, 1978· 25m

  The time has come for the Annual College Concert. What kind of a performance will the English class give ?

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