Pirate Express

300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirates and go on adventures with them.

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  E1Poseidon or Bust

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.

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  E2Finders Keepers

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.

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  E3Little Miss Swordshine

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.

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  E4Ship Wretched

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.

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  E5Turkey Leg of Doom

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg

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  E6Hair of the God

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m
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  E7Enter the Octogod

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.

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  E8Dead Men Wear Plaid

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.

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  E9Bilge Rat Zombies

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.

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  E10Ghost of Ships Passed

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.

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  E11Night of the Geminis

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.

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  E12Ships and Salsa

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.

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  E13All A Bored

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.

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  E14Club Fed

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.

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  E15White Wedding

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.

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  E16Saltiest Dogs

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.

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  E17Shrieking Violet

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.

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  E18Starboard Struck

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.

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  E19Get Kraken

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.

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  E20Grill of My Dreams

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.

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  E21Penguin Law

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.

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  E22Shop 'til You Drop Anchor

  Apr 26, 2015· 11m

  Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.

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  E23Opposites Ahoy

  Apr 27, 2015· 11m

  Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.

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  E24Udder Chaos

  Apr 27, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!

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  E25Out of Key

  Apr 27, 2015· 11m

  Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.

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  E26Thumb Wars

  Apr 27, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.

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  E27One Flew Over the Crow's Nest

  Apr 27, 2015· 11m

  LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.

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  E28Game On

  Apr 27, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.

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  E29Licence to Thrill

  Apr 28, 2015· 11m

  Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.

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  E30Beast in Show

  Apr 28, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.

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  E31Fine Feathered Fiend

  Apr 28, 2015· 11m

  Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.

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  E32Lumber Jerk

  Apr 28, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.

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  E33Father Time

  Apr 28, 2015· 11m

  LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.

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  E34Manure Overload

  Apr 28, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.

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  E35No Sea for Old Salts

  Apr 29, 2015· 11m

  Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.

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  E36Sealed Fate

  Apr 29, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.

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  E37Blunder Down Under

  Apr 29, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.

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  E38Engaged in Battle

  Apr 29, 2015· 11m

  Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.

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  E39Beggars Can't Be Cruisers

  Apr 29, 2015· 11m

  The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.

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  E40Voyage of the Edam-ed

  Apr 29, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.

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  E41Greeced Lightning

  Apr 30, 2015· 11m

  Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.

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  E42The Godd Couple

  Apr 30, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.

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  E43Gordon's Fish Tale

  Apr 30, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.

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  E44Love on the Rocks

  Apr 30, 2015· 11m

  Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.

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  E45Malaise of the One Eye

  Apr 30, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.

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  E46The Future Is Now

  Apr 30, 2015· 11m

  The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.

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  E47Booty Camp

  Apr 30, 2015· 11m

  Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.

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  E48Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire

  Apr 30, 2015· 11m

  Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.

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  E49Booty Nights

  Apr 30, 2015· 11m

  Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.

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  E50Fountain of Misspent Youth

  Apr 30, 2015· 11m

  The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.

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  E51Jungle Booty

  Apr 30, 2015· 22m

  Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!