Renford Rejects

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  E1Beachball

  Feb 26, 2001· 30m

  Under their new player-manager Dennis Quayle, the Rejects qualify for the European Beach Football Championships to general amazement, and, despite Basil Stoker's attempts at sabotage, they end up winning the competition.

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  E2Gorillia

  Feb 27, 2001· 30m

  Stanley the gorilla escapes from Renford Safari Park, but the Rejects think it's just Ben in his gorillagram suit and put Stanley in goal in a match against the Razors. When the match is abandoned due to the ape, Stoker decides to get his own back and scare the Rejects with his own gorilla suit. It all backfires on him when the keepers from the safari park come to recapture Stanley.

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  E3Tiger In The Woods

  Mar 28, 2001· 30m

  Dennis agrees to play golf against Terry Stoker, with a wager that the loser's team will have to lick the other team's boots clean. With such high stakes, and such low natural abilities at golf, there's bound to be some cheating.

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  E4Sports Personality

  Mar 1, 2001· 30m

  Mia decides to organise the Renford Sports Personality Of The Year Awards. The Rejects make a pact to vote for each other to ensure that they all get an award. But they end up getting just the autographs of a few celebrities.

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  E5Pay Per View

  Mar 2, 2001· 30m

  Dennis realises that the Rejects need some fans to help them be more successful. His attempts to get them some supporters result in them getting kicked out of the league and the Graceland café.

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  E6Strictly Ballroom

  Mar 5, 2001· 30m

  Mia and Vinnie enter the Ballroom Dancing Championships, and find themselves competing against Basil Stoker. The Rejects take to dancing so much that it improves their fottballing legwork significantly.

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  E7Wild Wild West

  Mar 6, 2001· 30m

  Santoro and his bandit gang are threatening the town of New Renford, and Mayhem Millie gets a team of Renfordians from the old country to fight him off and save the town. The Renfordians teach the townspeople to play football, and then decide to return home to start up their own football team back in old Renford.

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  E8Stand Up Renford

  Mar 7, 2001· 30m

  The Rejects all have after-school jobs to make some money, but put more effort into them than into their playing, and so don't do well. At Graceland's comedy night, Ben shows them that it's enough just to be funny.

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  E9Mascot

  Mar 8, 2001· 30m

  Martin Keown takes over as the manager of the Renford City football team, and the Rejects offer him their help. He says he most wants a new mascot for the team, and the Rejects see who can come up with the silliest costume. Despite their best efforts, Keown chooses Eddie.

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  E10Gamesmanship

  Mar 9, 2001· 30m

  Vinnie investigates the Razors' tough tactics, and makes Terry Stoker a hero. Terry suggests that he and Vinnie make a ""How To Be A Hardman"" video, which is an instant success. The Rejects study the techniques shown in the video, and beat the Razors at their own game.

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  E11Renford Record

  Mar 12, 2001· 30m

  Bruno attempts to create a record for Renford, until he realises that he has no abilities. When the Rejects decide that will set records without him, Bruno teams up with Terry Stoker to set his own record. When none of the record attempts succeed, the Rejects return to playing football, but play so badly that they set a record for Renford's heaviest defeat.

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  E12Cool Ben 2

  Mar 13, 2001· 30m

  Ben doesn't plan on having a big party when his parents leave him at home for the night, but fellow pupil Ben Porter is. Vinnie mistakenly tells everyone to go to Ben Phillips' house, and a riotous night follows as Renford's coolest people invade the Rejects' night-in.

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  E13Real PlayerFinale

  Mar 14, 2001· 30m

  At the airport, Eddie mistakenly picks up West Ham's new Ukrainian star instead of a Ukrainian exchange student. Before the mistake is realised, Sergei helps the Rejects top the league. Bored of not having anything to do in matches, the Rejects welcome Harry Redknapp's proposal of an exchange to get their real players back.

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  E1Hello Sue

  Feb 22, 1999· 30m

  The Rejects suffer a setback when Robin announces she is leaving to play for Chelsea. However, she is promptly replaced by Sue White, who turns out to be an awful player, but with a useful talent for distracting Terry Stoker from scoring goals.

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  E2Pizza di Gradi

  Feb 23, 1999· 30m

  Bruno is caught in the middle when a new pizza service opens in Renford, rivalling Graceland. Desperate for a moped of his own, Bruno takes a job delivering pizzas. But which team will he play for when the Rejects take on the pizzeria? The Rejects and everyone else at Graceland dive for cover when Bruno goes on the loose on his new moped.

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  E3Go Kart Go!

  Feb 24, 1999· 30m

  Ronnie takes the Rejects go-karting for his birthday treat, where they race a grudge match against their archrival Terry Stoker. With everyone forced off the track, who will win?

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  E4Boom and Bust

  Feb 25, 1999· 30m

  The Rejects follow Ronnie's lead and decide to invest in stocks and shares. Unfortunately, they leave Eddie to handle their investments, and so what little they had seems doomed.

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  E5Boyband

  Feb 26, 1999· 30m

  Ronnie, Ben, Vinnie and Bruno decide to leave the Rejects when the famous music promoter Sven Garley promises to turn them into the latest boy band. But they change their mind when they find out how much hard work it takes.

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  E6Action

  Mar 1, 1999· 30m

  Ben struggles with his creative values as he decides to express himself through the medium of film by making a short film for his art course, but it is ruined when the Rejects take it over.

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  E7They Thought It Was All Over

  Mar 2, 1999· 30m

  The Rejects coach some of England's 1966 World Cup squad to help Eddie's scratch team beat Mr Stoker and his Senior Razors team.

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  E8The Great Escape

  Mar 3, 1999· 30m

  Desperate to improve the Rejects' form before a big match, Stewart arranges a training camp session for the team, but tells them they're going to a health farm. They only realise when they arrive, and expend all their efforts on making an escape bid.

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  E9Scout's Honour

  Mar 4, 1999· 30m

  When a major team's football talent scout visits, the Rejects are each convinced that he has come to sign them up for a big name team. Too late, Stewart realises that it was he who was being considered.

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  E10Faust XI

  Mar 5, 1999· 30m

  Jason is seen to be the biggest threat to the Razors, as they plan their victory over the Rejects. So Mr Stoker makes him an offer to play for the school's First XI if he will leave the Rejects and join the Razors instead.

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  E11Colonel Phillips

  Mar 8, 1999· 30m

  Ben decides to join the cadets, thinking that it is his destiny to become a great military leader. He succeeds and is soon reaches the rank of Colonel.

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  E12We Love You Stoker

  Mar 9, 1999· 30m

  Vinnie is given the impossible task of preparing Mr Stoker's tribute video, when he resigns from the school. The tongue-in-cheek video praises Mr Stoker so much that he decides to stay at the school forever.

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  E13No Thank You SvenFinale

  Mar 10, 1999· 30m

  The Rejects are forced to fight for their places in the team when Stewart brings in Marcello, the Uruguayan superstar. But there is the distraction of a beautiful Swedish exchange student.

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