Two and a Half Men

In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.

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  E1The Ol' Mexican Spinach

  Oct 30, 2014· 21m

  After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

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  E2A Chic Bar in Ibiza

  Nov 6, 2014· 21m

  Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

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  E3Glamping in a Yurt

  Nov 13, 2014· 21m

  Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

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  E4Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

  Nov 20, 2014· 21m

  A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

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  E5Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

  Nov 27, 2014· 21m

  Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

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  E6Alan Shot a Little Girl

  Dec 4, 2014· 21m

  Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

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  E7Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

  Dec 11, 2014· 21m

  Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

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  E8Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried TurkeyMid-season

  Dec 18, 2014· 21m

  Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

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  E9Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

  Jan 8, 2015· 21m

  Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

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  E10Here I Come, Pants!

  Jan 15, 2015· 21m

  Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

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  E11For Whom the Booty Calls

  Jan 22, 2015· 21m

  Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

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  E12A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

  Jan 29, 2015· 21m

  When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

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  E13Boompa Loved His Hookers

  Feb 5, 2015· 21m

  Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

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  E14Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

  Feb 12, 2015· 21m

  After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

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  E15Of Course He's Dead (1)

  Feb 19, 2015· 18m

  Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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  E16Of Course He's Dead (2)Finale

  Feb 19, 2015· 21m

  Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

When a young woman claiming to be Charlie's daughter arrives, life at the beach house turns upside down again in the best, most dysfunctional way.

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  E1Nangnangnangnang

  Sep 26, 2013· 21m

  Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

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  E2I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

  Oct 3, 2013· 21m

  Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty.

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  E3This Unblessed Biscuit

  Oct 10, 2013· 22m

  Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.

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  E4Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

  Oct 17, 2013· 21m

  Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

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  E5Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

  Oct 24, 2013· 21m

  Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

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  E6Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

  Nov 7, 2013· 21m

  When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

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  E7Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

  Nov 14, 2013· 21m

  Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

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  E8Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

  Nov 21, 2013· 21m

  Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.

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  E9Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

  Dec 5, 2013· 21m

  Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

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  E10On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!Mid-season

  Dec 12, 2013· 21m

  Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

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  E11Tazed in the Lady Nuts

  Jan 2, 2014· 21m

  Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

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  E12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

  Jan 9, 2014· 21m

  Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

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  E13Bite Me, Supreme Court

  Jan 30, 2014· 21m

  Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

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  E14Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

  Feb 6, 2014· 21m

  Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

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  E15Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

  Feb 27, 2014· 21m

  Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

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  E16How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

  Mar 6, 2014· 21m

  Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.

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  E17Welcome Home, Jake

  Mar 13, 2014· 21m

  Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

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  E18West Side Story

  Apr 3, 2014· 21m

  Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.

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  E19Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

  Apr 10, 2014· 22m

  After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian.

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  E20Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

  Apr 24, 2014· 21m

  Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

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  E21Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

  May 1, 2014· 21m

  Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

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  E22Oh, WALD-E, Good Times AheadFinale

  May 8, 2014· 21m

  Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.

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  E1I Changed My Mind About the Milk

  Sep 27, 2012· 21m

  Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

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  E2A Big Bag of Dog

  Oct 4, 2012· 20m

  Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

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  E3Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

  Oct 11, 2012· 21m

  Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

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  E4You Do Know What the Lollipop's For

  Oct 18, 2012· 21m

  Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

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  E5That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

  Oct 25, 2012· 20m

  Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

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  E6Ferrets, Attack!

  Nov 1, 2012· 20m

  Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

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  E7Avoid the Chinese Mustard

  Nov 8, 2012· 21m

  When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

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  E8Something My Gynecologist Said

  Nov 15, 2012· 21m

  Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

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  E9I Scream When I Pee

  Nov 29, 2012· 20m

  Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

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  E10One Nut Johnson

  Dec 6, 2012· 21m

  Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

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  E11Give Santa a Tail-HoleMid-season

  Dec 13, 2012· 22m

  Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

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  E12Welcome to Alancrest

  Jan 3, 2013· 22m

  Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

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  E13Grab a Feather and Get in Line

  Jan 10, 2013· 21m

  Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

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  E14Run, Steven Staven! Run!

  Jan 31, 2013· 21m

  Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

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  E15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

  Feb 7, 2013· 21m

  When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

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  E16Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

  Feb 14, 2013· 21m

  Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

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  E17Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

  Feb 21, 2013· 21m

  When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

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  E18The 9:04 from Pemberton

  Mar 7, 2013· 21m

  After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

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  E19Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

  Mar 14, 2013· 21m

  Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

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  E20Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

  Apr 4, 2013· 21m

  Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

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  E21Another Night with Neil Diamond

  Apr 25, 2013· 21m

  Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

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  E22My Bodacious Vidalia

  May 2, 2013· 21m

  With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

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  E23Cows, Prepare to Be TippedFinale

  May 9, 2013· 22m

  Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.

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Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.

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Charlie's romantic past catches up to him, Alan's financial woes deepen, and Jake's teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.

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The house feels smaller than ever as everyone's bad habits collide — love, money, and family chaos run rampant in Malibu.

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Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.

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Change is in the air as Charlie's bachelor lifestyle meets new romantic twists, while Alan deals with ex‑wife drama and Jake continues to steal every scene.

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Family ties tighten and tension rises as Charlie's wild ways clash with Alan's neuroses, leading to hilarious misadventures in love, work, and parenting.

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Charlie adjusts (badly) to life with family underfoot, while Alan struggles with single fatherhood and dating again, and Jake grows into a lovable troublemaker.

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Bachelor Charlie Harper’s carefree life is turned upside down when his uptight brother Alan and nephew Jake move in, sparking chaos and comedy in Malibu.

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