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Peter Dragon's most recent, massively expensive, movie bombed and he needs a hit. Along the way he has to raise finance from some very dubious characters, deal with a vindictive studio chief, hire a cast and crew, and maintain his public image.

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  E1Gross Player

  Sep 16, 1999· 30m

  Movie producer Peter Dragon accidentally picks up a prostitute at his premiere and decides to keep her on for more than just the show. Features Keanu Reeves.

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  E2Re-Enter the Dragon

  Sep 16, 1999· 30m

  Guest star Salma Hayek accuses Peter of couch-casting, but his real humiliation comes at the box office with the release of his movie.

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  E3Blood Money

  Sep 23, 1999· 30m

  Peter will go to any length to raise $50 million for his new project, but it's Wendy who spurs things along with her "talents" to motivate the writer.

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  E4Blowhard

  Sep 30, 1999· 30m

  Past girlfriend Sandra Bullock jumps Peter when she discovers he has taped their lovemaking sessions and released them on video.

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  E5Mr. Dragon Goes to Washington

  Oct 21, 1999· 30m

  Adam's new agent works up some "heat" while Peter flops testifying before Congress, forcing him to get a total PR makeover. Features David Hasselhoff.

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  E6Twelfth Step to Hell

  Oct 28, 1999· 30m

  "Party of Five" star Scott Wolf auditions for Peter's new movie, but comes up short - while Peter feels his mortality in a religious pitch meeting.

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  E7Strong Sexual Content

  Dec 2, 1999· 30m

  A nasty rumor about Peter, a frog, and one of his body parts make the rounds in Tinseltown, while Wendy makes the most of Peter's new assistant.

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  E8Lights, Camera, Action!

  Dec 2, 1999· 30m

  Peter has a heart attack when the first day of shooting includes a star who wants a bigger crotch, a $25,000 diversity bird and a wacko director.

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  E9Dragon's Blood

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  Peter's young directors go to summer camp instead of helming his movie, while Peter almost trades his daughter to an Arabian king.

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  E10Love Sucks

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  Stuart is a player when he signs a supermodel to co-star in the movie - but loses big time when his new heavy shows up 50 pounds overweight.

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  E11Dead Man Floating

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  Peter miraculously recovers from his heart attack in time to audition the "boob" scene, while his leading man Holden manages to kill the director.

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  E12One Easy Piece

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  Peter's sexy new star decides she's got it - but isn't going to show it - while Stuart and Adam are treated to a game of Hollywood Hopscotch.

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  E13The Last Ride of the Elephant PrincessFinale

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  Surprise! Peter finds out the sloppy, obnoxious Rothstein brothers own the script to his movie, so he and Wendy put the screws to them to get it back.