Teachers Only

When the show returned in February to May 1983, the school was now Woodrow Wilson High School in New York with Mr. Cooper as Principal, Diana as a Guidance Counselor and a new supporting cast. Samantha Keating and Michael Horne are teachers, Spud Le Boone is the gym teacher and Shari is the principal's secretary.

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  E1The Rose

  Feb 12, 1983· 30m

  Diana enlists Cooper for moral support when the teacher she politely rebuffs makes the same romantic overtures to her best friend.

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  E2Cooper's Arrangement

  Feb 19, 1983· 30m

  Diana brings a lonely Cooper some cookies to boost his morale, but finds a different kind of cookie in his doorway.

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  E3Take This Job and Shove It

  Feb 26, 1983· 30m

  With each convinced the other's job is easier, Diana and Cooper agree to switch duties for a week.

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  E4Praise the Lord, and Pasta Ammunition

  Mar 5, 1983· 30m

  A student-council representative takes advantage of a cafeteria-workers strike after Cooper refuses to meet with him.

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  E5Rex, the Wonder Husband

  Mar 12, 1983· 30m

  Once a charming con man, Diana's ex-husband proves he's changed his shady ways.

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  E6Teacher's Pet

  Mar 19, 1983· 30m

  Michael finds himself attracted to a new student, but Diana learns that she's not in school for academics.

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  E7Take the Money and Run

  Apr 2, 1983· 30m

  Diana is left holding the ticket when a teacher has a fatal heart attack upon learning he's won $150,000 in the state lottery.

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  E8Otherwise Engaged

  Apr 9, 1983· 30m

  Shari starts sporting a big diamond ring following Cooper's refusal to buy her a simple bracelet.

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  E9Beetlemania

  Apr 16, 1983· 30m

  To protest the cancellation of their class, auto-shop students assemble Cooper's car in the teachers' lounge.

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  E10Leather and Lace

  Apr 23, 1983· 30m

  A whirlwind romance blows into a storm when Diana learns the truth about her new beau's occupation.

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  E11It's My Party, and I'll Cry If I Want To

  Apr 30, 1983· 30m

  Diana's party to announce a surprise award to the faculty results in more surprises than she planned.

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  E12Dead Mice Don't Wear Plaid

  May 7, 1983· 30m

  Michael thinks he's made a major scientific discovery after Sam exchanges a live rat for the laboratory rat that died while in Diana's care.

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  E13Loss of InnocenceFinale

  May 14, 1983· 30m

  Acute paranoia replaces Sam's usual vivaciousness after she's mugged while working late at school.

In its first incarnation (April to June 1982), the setting was Millard Fillmore High School in Los Angeles. Diana Swanson is an English teacher, Ben Cooper is the school principal, Michael Dreyfuss and Gwen Edwards are fellow teachers, Mr. Brody is the assistant principal and Mr. Pafko is the janitor. Most of the scenes were in the faculty lunchroom and lounge from which students were excluded.

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  E1Diana, Substitute Mother

  Apr 14, 1982· 30m

  Diana comes to the realization that her star student is troubled, but the situation escalates when the girl becomes a runaway. Also, Diana gives into a flirtation with her neighbor and agrees to a date.

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  E2The Dreyfuss Affair

  Apr 21, 1982· 30m

  Two female students set Dreyfuss up, claiming he made a pass at one of them.

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  E3Cooper's Grab for Gusto

  Apr 28, 1982· 30m

  Cooper begins to delegate responsibilities to Brody after the untimely demise of a colleague.

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  E4Quote, Unquote

  May 5, 1982· 30m

  Diana is in hot water when she reveals her candid views on premarital sex in the school magazine.

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  E5The Make-Up Test

  May 12, 1982· 30m

  Diana's decision to fail a student is vetoed by Cooper, who made a deal with the youth's father.

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  E6I've Got a Crush on You

  May 26, 1982· 30m

  Diana tutors a handsome football star who's got a crush on her.

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  E7The Once and Future Teacher

  Jun 2, 1982· 30m

  Consumed by paper work and committee assignments, Diana considers leaving the teaching profession.

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  E8Guns and ButterFinale

  Jun 9, 1982· 30m

  A survey by a district specialist may result in program and personnel cuts at the school.