George Lopez

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  E1George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien

  Jan 24, 2007· 22m

  Just as Carmen prepares to go off to college and George and Angie begin looking forward to being empty nesters, Angie discovers that the Lopez family could be growing. Meanwhile, George's job is in jeopardy, Benny faces jail time for a crime from days gone by and Vic contemplates engagement to a much younger woman, in the season premiere broadcast.

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  E2George's House Has Two Empty Wombs

  Jan 31, 2007· 22m

  Angie maintains her story that she's pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen. Meanwhile Vic introduces his young and beautiful but not too bright fiancée to the family.

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  E3George Nieces a New Media Room

  Feb 7, 2007· 20m

  The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

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  E4George Testi-Lies for Benny

  Feb 14, 2007· 22m

  Since her mother and lawyer have turned on her, at her trial Benny must rely on George's testimony.

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  E5Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode

  Feb 21, 2007· 22m

  George, upset about being publicly humiliated at work, downs a shot of liquor along with the worm in it and hallucinates that he and Ernie are gay and about to be married to each other.

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  E6George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion about Being a Cheetah

  Feb 28, 2007· 21m

  George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show in order to expose Vics cheating, gold-digging fiance.

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  E7George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, 'You 'Sta Loca Good'

  Mar 7, 2007· 22m

  When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

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  E8George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes

  Mar 14, 2007· 22m

  George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

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  E9George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante

  Mar 21, 2007· 22m

  A sexual predator moves into the neighborhood and George and Angie decide its time to finally have the talk with Max.

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  E10George is Maid to be Ruth-Less

  Apr 4, 2007· 22m

  George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

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  E11George is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness

  Apr 4, 2007· 20m

  When the love of Benny's life Wayne returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

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  E12George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La

  Apr 11, 2007· 22m

  George and Angie bet over who can live more frugally

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  E13George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed

  Apr 11, 2007· 22m

  George tries to relive his high-school days by teaching Max to play the guitar. But George wishes he could take it all back when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

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  E14George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation

  Apr 24, 2007· 22m

  When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban, Benny's nicotine withdrawals drive George to self destructive behavior back.

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  E15George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie

  Apr 24, 2007· 20m

  The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

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  E16George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test

  May 1, 2007· 21m

  Vic reigns fatherly love so George will play in a father-son golf tournament against his long time rival and his son, Tony.

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  E17George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line

  May 8, 2007· 20m

  Max goes to work with his dad to learn how important an education is.

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  E18George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's FamiliaFinale

  May 8, 2007· 22m

  A multi-millionaire Mr. Vega buys Powers Brothers Aviation and asks George to stay on board if he's willing to consider making some life-altering changes.

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  E1George Gets a Pain in the Ash

  Oct 5, 2005· 22m

  Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

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  E2You Dropped a Mom on Me

  Oct 5, 2005· 21m

  Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

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  E3George's Dog Days of Bummer

  Oct 12, 2005· 22m

  George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, George takes to impersonating the mayor. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa guest stars as himself.

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  E4George Drives the Batmobile

  Oct 19, 2005· 22m

  Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house. So, when George picks Benny and her friends up after a wild night on the town, her insensitive wisecracks and his temper gets him into a bit of trouble of his own.

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  E5Trick or Treat Me Right

  Oct 26, 2005· 22m

  George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes.

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  E6George Takes a Sentimental Ernie

  Nov 2, 2005· 22m

  George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

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  E7George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial

  Nov 9, 2005· 22m

  A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.

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  E8George Tries to Write a Wrong

  Nov 16, 2005· 22m

  George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie.

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  E9George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job

  Nov 30, 2005· 22m

  George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance.

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  E10George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage

  Dec 7, 2005· 22m

  George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home.

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  E11George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family

  Dec 14, 2005· 22m

  George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family.

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  E12George Enrolls Like That

  Jan 25, 2006· 21m

  When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously.

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  E13George Keeps Truant to Himself

  Feb 1, 2006· 22m

  When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor drops by for an uninvited visit.

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  E14The Kidney Stays in the Picture

  Feb 8, 2006· 22m

  Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active. So they take Max to the doctor to find out that Max's kidney needs to be taken out.

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  E15A Funeral Brings George to His Niece

  Feb 15, 2006· 22m

  George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.

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  E16George Gets Caught in a Powers Play

  Feb 22, 2006· 22m

  George tries to teach his niece the meaning of a dollar by making her work at the factory.

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  E17George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

  Mar 1, 2006· 22m

  Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance. But George is the first to see through Ray's scheme when Ray asks Veronica to tap into her inheritance to invest in a new company.

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  E18George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

  Mar 15, 2006· 21m

  George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.

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  E19George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1)

  Mar 22, 2006· 21m

  George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator, George comes face to face offline with Freddie.

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  E20George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

  Mar 29, 2006· 22m

  "100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

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  E21George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits

  Apr 5, 2006· 22m

  Benny gets upset when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her favor. When Angie sides with his mother, George goes drinking with Ernie and discovers who's really right.

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  E22It's a Cliffhanger, By GeorgeFinale

  Apr 12, 2006· 23m

  "Season Finale"- Everything hangs in the balance for the entire Lopez family: Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and they'll both be out of jobs; the police want to question Benny for her part in an old robbery, so she flees; Angie has been feeling sick for days and awaits the results of a home pregnancy test; Carmen is afraid to open her final college letter after being rejected by her first three choices; Max has swiped a forbidden beer and is about to sample his first alcohol; and Vic prepares to propose marriage to younger woman he barely knows.

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  E1George Searches For A Needle In A Haight-Stack

  Sep 28, 2004· 21m

  With Carmen still gone, George goes on a hunt for her and eventually finds her in San Francisco with rapper Chingy. He finally gets her to return home, but the problems aren't over yet...

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  E2Landlord Almighty

  Oct 5, 2004· 22m

  When Carmen crazily redecorates her room, George snaps. When Carmen claims she should be able to do to her room what she wants, since she is an adult, George concocts a plan to get her to give up that thought. If Carmen wants to be an adult, she will act like one. She'll pay rent, bills and get her own food. But his plan soon backfires when Carmen doesn't relent and even resorts to getting a roommate who is a little over the edge.

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  E3George of the Rings

  Oct 12, 2004· 22m

  After George forgets he and Angie's anniversary, he goes to drastic measures to make it up to her. He takes her to a jewelry store, but the ring she picks is far out of George's price range and he must find a way to pay for it - or feel Angie's wrath.

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  E4Home Sweet Homeschool

  Oct 19, 2004· 22m

  When Carmen's school refuses to let her back in, the recently laid-off Angie agrees to home school her. But the money cut also forces a postponement of George and Angie's wedding.

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  E5Leave It To Lopez

  Oct 26, 2004· 22m

  When a janitor with no life insurance dies at work, Angie finds out that George has been lying and does not have life insurance either. As Angie hounds him, he dozes off to classic TV which leads to a spoof of such classics as The Munsters, The Jetsons and Leave It To Beaver.

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  E6Sk8r Boyz

  Nov 9, 2004· 20m

  When Max starts hanging out with a new group of friends, everything looks like it is going up for the socially plagued boy. But the friends prove to be a little bit darker than Max, and it ends up getting him in trouble.

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  E7The Simple Life

  Nov 16, 2004· 22m

  When George decides a new job opportunity may be for him, he takes the family to a little town in Colorado on "vacation". But when he gets the job, resistance from Angie as well as springing the news on the kids makes George reconsider his idea. And in a moment of romance, Benny and Vic kiss, to the horror of Ernie.

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  E8Trouble in Paradise

  Nov 23, 2004· 21m

  A horrible dinner that features a drunk Carmen and dirty secrets about the town, convinces the Lopez's that L.A. is till the place for them.

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  E9E.I.? E.I. OH (aka Cold Opening)

  Nov 30, 2004· 22m

  When George mistakenly thinks he is going to be named VP of Powers Brothers, he whips out his "VP Dance", only to find the company has merged with another corporation and jobs such as Benny's and Ernie's need to be cut. Plus, George is appointed a new co-manager, a beautiful and cunning woman who George fears will take his job.

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  E10A Clear and Presentless Danger

  Dec 14, 2004· 22m

  When George thinks back to the lousy Christmas presents from his mother, he gets worried since she drew Max for the family's "Secret Santa" presents. So as a backup, George buys Max a great present, only to find after he gives it to him that Benny has finally come through with a great present.

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  E11Prescription For Trouble

  Jan 11, 2005· 22m

  When Carmen asks for birth control, George is immediately angry with her reunited boyfriend Jason. But when Jason informs him it was Carmen's idea, George goes on a search to find out the real story, where the birth control seems to be everyone BUT Jason's idea.

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  E12Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

  Jan 18, 2005· 22m

  George is nervous to tell Ernie that his new pregnant girlfriend may not have been faithful to him.

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  E13George to the Third Power

  Jan 25, 2005· 22m

  When George becomes frustrated with Max's dentist, he lobbies to have the company's dental plan changed.

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  E14George Gets Assisterance

  Feb 1, 2005· 21m

  When George finds out money cuts are forcing Max back into normal classes, he goes to a PTA meeting to voice his opinion, but accidentally spills the beans to his unknowing sister about their family connections.

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  E15Sabes Quake

  Feb 8, 2005· 22m

  An earthquake unearthes some childhood fears in George that shake the rest of the family.

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  E16George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain

  Feb 15, 2005· 22m

  When Benny demands money for a box of George's old things, he is shocked to learn Benny (unbeknownst to him) helped he and Angie start up a life, but she also owes George money from a source he never knew about.

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  E17George Buys a Vow

  Feb 22, 2005· 28m

  George uses a fake wedding for his boss as a cover to renew his vows with Angie, but with Angie planning the fake wedding, she begins to ask too many details.

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  E18George Watcha's Out For Jason

  Mar 1, 2005· 22m

  When Angie and George discover Carmen has been going to Jason's unsupervised for the past month, they confront the couple, only to find Jason's parents are out of the country—because they've moved. When Jason goes to jail for throwing a party where drugs were brought, the police have to send him out of town, thus ruining his possible chance at a pro baseball career. Much to George's chagrin, he allows Jason to stay with the Lopezes—as long as he and Carmen can keep their hands off each other.

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  E19George's Grand Slam

  Mar 8, 2005· 21m

  With Carmen and Jason grounded for throwing a party at Jason's and getting arrested, neither is able to do much. But George does allow for some bending when it comes to Jason's baseball career which upsets Carmen and her feminist poet friend who is inspiring her anger. When Carmen questions George about going to college, George makes a big mistake in telling Carmen she has no potential.

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  E20George Needs Anchor Management

  Mar 29, 2005· 22m

  When an old flame of Angie's moves back to town to become a news anchor, George becomes jealous with her giddy excitement over him. But George comes to find out that Angie has not told him the whole story about this former boyfriend.

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  E21George's Relatively Bad Idea

  Apr 12, 2005· 22m

  George gets caught up in some bad family ties when he lets Vic give him money to go out on a date with his sister.

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  E22George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition

  May 3, 2005· 21m

  George turns the garage into a business place for Angie.

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  E23George Stare-oids Down Jason

  May 10, 2005· 22m

  When George and Angie find out that Carmen and her boyfriend, Jason, have become more intimate under their roof, they think about asking Jason to move out. But when they discovers that Jason has been using steroids provided by none other than the boy's own father (guest starring Stacy Keach), their concern for his health causes them to reconsider.

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  E24George Negoti-ate ItFinale

  May 17, 2005· 27m

  George steps in to be Jason's sports agent when NFL Quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb (guest starring as themselves) pay a visit to the Lopez household to draft Jason for their alma maters and a minor league baseball recruiter approaches him for a contract. Meanwhile, Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

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