Cow and Chicken

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  E1Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal

  Apr 26, 1999· 6m

  Chicken tells Cow that she's not artistic, so she in return, sculpts a seal out of a stick of chewing gum, and an entire machine full of bubblegum balls. Cow wishes that her chewing gum seal, whom she names Chachi, was real. Suddenly, a wishing star grants her wish, and Chachi is a real, miserable, ho-hum seal.

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  E2Black Sheep of the Family

  Apr 26, 1999· 6m

  Cow and Chicken get a visit from their cousin, Black Sheep (who really is in both terms). While Mom and Dad run away, Cow and Chicken try to make Black Sheep feel at home, but when he compliments Flem and Earl in scientific terms, they assume that Black Sheep is a dangerous criminal. Cow tries to help Black Sheep, who everyone changes their minds about, after he saves a woman's life from a heart attack.

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  E3Enemy Camp

  Apr 26, 1999· 7m

  Weasel and I.R. remember the days in which they were good friends, until they were sent to Enemy Camp.

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  E4The Full Mounty

  May 4, 1999· 6m

  It's ""Bring Your Kids to Work Day"", so Dad does just that. Dad's job is guarding the government's money. When he has to appear at a sudden confernce, he leaves Cow and Chicken in his office. Red Guy, who is now a Canadian Mounty Police, finds them, and begins to stalk them, until they surrender.

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  E5Mall Cop

  May 4, 1999· 6m

  Dad loves shopping for Mom's stuff. He runs off to get a manicure for her, while Cow and Chicken pay for the other items. The censors go off when Cow passes through, so Red Guy, as a mall cop, chases Cow and Chicken all over the store. Cow learns that the censors have been broken for weeks. Red Guy walks through, and is arrest by the REAL mall cops.

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  E6I Am Clichéd

  May 4, 1999· 7m

  The director of Weasel and I.R.'s cartoons does nothing but stealing old clichés from classic cartoons.

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  E7Cow's Toys

  Apr 28, 1999· 6m

  Sick of their everyday life of being squirted with milk, Cow's favorite toys: Crabs the Warthog Doll, Piles the Beaver Doll, and Manure the Bear decide to run away to find their original owner. After reading Manure's tag that says ""Made In Hong Kong"", they assume their original owner is a maiden named Hong Kong, and set out on a quest to find her.

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  E8I Scream, Man

  Apr 28, 1999· 6m

  It's almost arbor day, and Mom and Dad are feeding their pet piggy pennies so they can crack him open on arbor day. Meanwhile, Cow and Chicken are craving ice cream, and try to chase down the ice cream man (Red Guy).

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  E9I Are Gladiator

  Apr 28, 1999· 7m

  Back in Roman times, Weasel and I.R. battle each other as gladiators.

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  E10Cloud Nine

  Apr 29, 1999· 6m

  Cow and Chicken wait outside the hardware store while Dad shops. Chicken is dying to ride the fighter jet plane ride. When Cow finally lends Chicken a quarter, The Red Guy takes the ride away. Chicken then stows-away on his truck, to ride the plane, but has to plug it up. Once at the gas station, he buys 20 extension cords, but the owner unplugs them. In the end, Chicken discovers that Dad actually collects those kind of rides.

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  E11Send in the Clowns

  Apr 29, 1999· 6m

  Dad isn't friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in return falls in love with Cow. They play hooky to spend the day together. Dad finds out, and Cow in grounded, while he kicks the clown son out, and chews clown dad out.

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  E12Revolutionary Weasel

  Apr 29, 1999· 7m

  Weasel and I.R. tell their grandsons how they influenced U.S. history.

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  E13The Big Move

  Apr 27, 1999· 6m

  Cow and Chicken are devastated when Mom and Dad suddenly announce that their moving. Cow and Chicken start reminising about their favorite memories from the only home they ever lived in, from their first puppy, to their first Christmas. The Red Guy, Flem and Earl are also devastated when Cow and Chicken are moving. Once the truck is loaded, Cow and Chicken discover that they are only moving to an identical house next door. When asked why, Dad replies ""our old house was infested with ants.""

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  E14Cow's Magic Blanket

  Apr 27, 1999· 6m

  Everyone makes fun of Cow because she still has her old security blanket. She then tosses it out the school bus window, but is depressed for the rest of the day. Chicken tries the cheer her up by playing the bad guy in a game of Super Cow. Cow confesses that her blanket was also Super Cow's magic cape, and that Super Cow was never coming back. Red Guy then sees the perfect opportunity to torture Flem and Earl. Chicken decides it's ""Wonder Wattle"" to the rescue.

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  E15I Are Ghost

  Apr 27, 1999· 7m

  Weasel and Baboon are ghosts, assigned to haunt the house of a washed-up movie starlet (played by the Red Guy). But Baboon keeps goofing up, and even Weasel is finding the starlet a hard scare.

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  E16Snail Boy

  May 5, 1999· 6m

  Cow and Chicken visit their cousin, Snail Boy for Sunday Dinner. Later that night, Mom's Sis announces that Snail Boy has been transformed to Cow and Chicken's school. During his first day of school, Chicken becomes the laughing-stock when every finds out that Chicken is the cousin of a snail. Snail Boy then becomes the target of the eyes of the bullying track team.

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  E17The Penalty Wheel

  May 5, 1999· 6m

  Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl are contestants on the gameshow ""You've Been Panced?"". Where the contestants have three seconds to perform three complicated tasks, or they have to spin the penalty. Chicken, Flem, and Earl all fail, but thanks to Super Cow, they win the grand prize: Red Guy's life savings. They discovered that they've been swindled, and Super Cow takes out Red Guy.

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  E18The Magnificent Motorbikini

  May 5, 1999· 7m

  Weasel & Baboon try out Weasel's latest invention: The Magnifi- cient Motorbikini!

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  E19Invisible Cow

  May 6, 1999· 6m

  Red Guy pops by Cow and Chicken's house selling ""invisible sauce"". Cow unwittingly buys it, and claims she's invisible, so she runs around town performing feats of ""invisibiltiness"". Red Guy sees this, and has Cow steal ""withdrawl slips"" from the bank with her ""invisibleness"". Cow steal fill-out forms instead of cash. Cow then tries to help lousy golfers, but she realizes she never was really invisible at all.

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  E20Monster in the Closet

  May 6, 1999· 6m

  Cow wakes up in the middle of the night and finds a monster in the closet. Mr. Monster is actually quite friendly, and the next day, Cow treats him to a grand day out.

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  E21I Am Hairstylist

  May 6, 1999· 7m

  Weasel is a talented hairstylist, while Baboon has an awful job doing toes. And thing's don't look really good when Red Guy the Hair-Police tries to book'em up!

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  E22Chicken's Fairy Tale

  Apr 30, 1999· 6m

  Chicken trades Cow to a farmer for five Canadian jumping beans. Mom grounds Chicken, and has him throw the beans out. As you guessed, a beanstalk grew, Chicken, Frem, and Earl climbed it, and was captured by Red Guy who is the giant.

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  E23Magic Chicken

  Apr 30, 1999· 6m

  Dad isn't friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in return falls in love with Cow. They play hooky to spend the day together. Dad finds out, and Cow in grounded, while he kicks the clown son out, and chews clown dad out.

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  E24I Am Whale Captain

  Apr 30, 1999· 7m

  Weasel the Whale Captain is looking for the giant squid.

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  E25Major Wedgie

  May 7, 1999· 6m

  Dad tells the story of how he and Mom met to Cow and Chicken.

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  E26The Loneliest Cow

  May 7, 1999· 6m

  Cow is very lonely, that is until she befriends an orange she finds in her front yard.

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  E27Dream Weasel

  May 7, 1999· 7m

  Weasel has created a machine giving dreams to the dreamless.

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  E28Cow's Horse

  Jun 18, 1999· 6m

  Cow loves horses. While reading a book about a famous horse, Blackie, she discovers the famous horse in her front yard. Cow and Chicken then take the horse as their new friend. Cow and Chicken make sure that Blackie gets his way. Soon Mom and Dad tire living like animals and wearing horse shoes, and tell Cow and Chicken that Blackie has to go.

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  E29Cow's a Beauty

  Jun 18, 1999· 6m

  Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, claiming to be a beauty pagent scout. He then dolls up Cow, and enters her into the next beauty pagent.

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  E30The Baboon's Paw

  Jun 18, 1999· 7m

  I.R. discovers that he has magical paws granting all awful wishes.

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  E31Piano Lessons

  Jun 30, 1999· 6m

  Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house again, this time claiming to be a piano teacher. So now Cow and Chicken are his students, and tries to make them child-prodigy piano players, so he can be rich.

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  E32Red Butler

  Jun 30, 1999· 6m

  Red Guys shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, posing as Hives the Butler.

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  E33The Sackless Games

  Jun 30, 1999· 7m

  Weasel & Baboon join Red Guys version of Olympians: The Sackless Games!

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  E34Duck, Duck Chicken!

  Jul 16, 1999· 6m

  Now Red Guy's Dr. Hiney, and says that Chicken is a deformed duck. With that, he takes Chicken to the hospital for a wattle-ex-tamy.

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  E35The Great Pantzini

  Jul 16, 1999· 6m

  Mom and Dad force Cow and Chicken to join Red Guy's circus.

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  E36Who Rubbed Out Cow and Chicken?

  Jul 16, 1999· 7m

  Weasel and I.R. investigate the crime of who is erasing the characters from Cow and Chicken.

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  E37The Cow and Chicken Blues

  Aug 13, 1999· 6m

  When Cow and Chicken get depressed, their parents suggest them to go to a mysterious swamp, and find a blind blues singer to fight their depression.

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  E38The Ballad of Cow and ChickenFinale

  Aug 13, 1999· 6m

  The Cow and Chicken`s teacher sings a ballad about Red Guy and Cow and Chicken.

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  E39I Are Good Salesmans

  Aug 13, 1999· 7m

  Baboon's selling wild fire door-to-door, and Weasel must stop him!

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  E1Can Cow Come Out and Play?

  Aug 15, 1998· 6m

  The Red Guy is depressed because no one will play with him. After seeing Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he wants to play with her because he has Crabs's doll house. When he askes to play with Cow, she tells him not if he was the last man on earth. With that he locks the entire world in a trailer, and is the last man standing: but Cow still won't play with him.

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  E2Horn Envy

  Aug 15, 1998· 6m

  Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasn't interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends.

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  E3Time Weasel

  Aug 15, 1998· 7m

  Weasel creates a time machine that I.R. uses to go back in time, but Weasel discovers that I.R. is destined to solve all kind of problems at certain periods.

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  E4Goin' My Way?

  Aug 22, 1998· 6m

  While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading ""home""; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think of him has their new favorite son. Cow and Chicken work together to try to prove The Red Guy's a fraud.

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  E5The Babysitter

  Aug 22, 1998· 6m

  Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sister's babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers.

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  E6The Hole

  Aug 22, 1998· 7m

  Weasel comes to investigate the world's largest hole, same hole I.R. tries to fill with cement.

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  E7Cow Fly

  Aug 29, 1998· 6m

  Cow is depressed because she has no friends: until she finds a fly in her room and befriends it. Pretty soon she and the fly are inseperable: until Chicken, Mom and Dad call in the fly exterminator.

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  E8Where Am I?

  Aug 29, 1998· 6m

  Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that it's eat, or be eaten, so she puts on war paint, and finds a squirrel in a bush, she quickly eats. It turns out she was in the backyard all the time, and her imagination got the better of her.

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  E9I Stand Corrected

  Aug 22, 1998· 7m

  Weasel and I.R. are sent to a correctional institute were everyone is forced to wear stupid corrective devices.

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  E10Sergeant Weenie Arms

  Sep 5, 1998· 6m

  After Earl gets the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure, he, Flem and Chicken go to Dead Skull Cave to meet the soldier himself, and become full-fledge weenie marines. After they do so, they learn that weenie marines are sissies.

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  E11Sow & Chicken

  Sep 5, 1998· 6m

  Cow and Chicken get an unexpected visit from Cow's twin cousin, Sow (a pig with 8 teets). After Sow's first day at school, she causes chaos, and puts the blame on Cow. It's up to Cow to pull the plug on Sow's evil ways.

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  E12I Am Bush Pilot

  Sep 5, 1998· 7m

  Weasel is the captain of his own comercial plane, and must take a bunch of people up a river with I.R. as his co-pilot.

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  E13Me an' My Dog

  Sep 12, 1998· 6m

  Cow brings home an ""invisible"" dog, whom she dubs, Kevin. Pretty soon, she and Kevin are inseperable, but causes trouble with school and friends. After she enters Kevin in a dog show, and wins, Kevin ""runs away"". Afterwards, Cow finds Kevin, befriended an ""invisible"" homeless man.

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  E14Cow's Dream Catcher

  Sep 12, 1998· 6m

  Cow tags along with Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping trip in the tree fort. Cow says that if Chicken, Flem, or Earl touch her dream catcher that they'll die. Chicken accidentally breaks her dream catcher, and soon, he, Flem and Earl are at the mercy of Cow's worst nightmare: The Milkman.

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  E15Dessert Island

  Sep 12, 1998· 7m

  Weasel and I.R. end up stranded on an island made entirely of confectionaries.

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  E16Grandma at the Mall

  Sep 19, 1998· 6m

  Grandma pays at visit to Cow and Chicken's house to take them to the mall with her. Her purpose for being at the mall: to look for a new grandpa, because she lost the old one. Chicken gives her the slip while he, Flem and Earl hang out at the concession stands.

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  E17Chicken in the Bathroom

  Sep 19, 1998· 6m

  Chicken refuses to take bath, so he just sits there in the empty tub, while Cow, Mom, and Dad try to make him take a bath so they can use the toilet.

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  E18Unsinkable I.R.

  Sep 19, 1998· 7m

  I.R. is captain of his own ship, until it bumps an iceberg and it starts sinking.

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  E19Chickens Don't Fly

  Sep 26, 1998· 6m

  Cow and Chicken are taking a trip all by themselves. Their taking an airplane. Once Chicken sees the actual plain, he starts to have anxiety attacks and believes that flying is a dangerous way to travel.

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  E20P.E.

  Sep 26, 1998· 6m

  P.E. Chicken, Flem, and Earl are finally 6th graders, and are ready for their first day at junior high. Once in their gym class they find it difficult to put up with a strict P.E. teacher, and bully twins.

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  E21I Am Vampire

  Sep 26, 1998· 7m

  Weasel and Baboon are a pair of friendly vampires who drink only canned blood and are just looking for a fun little night on the town in Pantsylvania. But someone should try telling that to the vampire hunter Dr. von Smellstein, who's out to get our heroes!

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  E22Playin' Hookie

  Oct 3, 1998· 6m

  Cow and Chicken have a big test the next day at school but when Chicken forgets to study, he tries to fake all kinds of illnesses to avoid going to school. After holding his thermometer over the grill, Mom and Dad call the doctor who makes housecalls: The Red Guy.

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  E23Chicken Lips

  Oct 3, 1998· 6m

  Chicken is upset because he can't whistle, and everybody else can. The Red Guy tries to tutor Chicken, but he finds out that Chicken can't whistle because he has no lips. The Red Guy then immedietaly sends Chicken to surgery.

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  E24Honey I Are Home

  Oct 3, 1998· 7m

  I.R. is jealous of his neighbor Weasel because he has a better wife, kids job and house than him.

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  E25The Day I Was Born

  Oct 10, 1998· 6m

  Cow wonders about the day she was born. Chicken tells her she was adopted, Mom tells her that the stork delivered her, Dad said they found her in a cabbage, Teacher says she hatched from an egg, and Red Guy says he delivered her.

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  E26Factory Follies

  Oct 10, 1998· 6m

  Red Guy is CEO of a giant factory. He holds a birthday party for himself in the confrence room later that night, but none of the employees show up. But it doesn't matter, he has enough fun by himself.

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  E27Driver's Sped

  Oct 10, 1998· 7m

  I.R. takes a driving test and Weasel is his teacher!

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  E28101 Uses for Cow and Chicken

  Oct 17, 1998· 6m

  Chicken puts prices on himself and Cow at the store and Red purchases them but is unable to determine their usefulness.

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  E29Intelligent Life?

  Oct 17, 1998· 6m

  Cow doesn't wish to come in, but rather stay out all night to stare at the moon. So she builds a make-shift rocket ship out of cardboard boxes, a trashcan, and traffic cone. It ACTUALLY works, and finds herself on the planet Mud, where she brings space alien (Red Guy) back to earth where he says the solution to all problems is: puppets.

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  E30A Tree Story

  Oct 17, 1998· 7m

  The trees decide to rebel against humans after I.R. chops one.

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  E31Be Careful What You Wish For

  Oct 24, 1998· 6m

  Chicken is fed up with Cow's constant babbling, and wishes for her to shut up. Cow then gives Chicken the silent treatment. Chicken soon regrets when Cow doesn't tell him about an oncoming truck, and not representing him in court.

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  E32Lost At Sea

  Oct 24, 1998· 6m

  Flem and Earl find themselves lost in the middle of an ocean near the equator. They fear their lives are short, and begin reminiscing about their fun lives.

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  E33I.R. Do

  Oct 24, 1998· 7m

  I.R. is getting married with a hyena, but it happens that she ran away with a German, hairless chihuahua.

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  E34Night of the Ed

  Nov 1, 1998· 6m

  Dad decides that the family needs a pet...so he buys a spayed male jackel named Ed. He and Mom go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken alone with a living terrorist pet. Cow and Chicken then consult ""How to Care for Your First Jackel"" to try to tame Ed.

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  E35Cow's Pie

  Nov 1, 1998· 6m

  Cow bakes her own pie and wants Chicken to try it...but he doesn't want to. Cow then follows Chicken everywhere until she takes drastic measures...hiding all of the food in the house, only leaving the pie. Chicken gives in, and discovers the pie is actually good. Little does he know...it's really poop.

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  E36I Are Good Dog!

  Nov 1, 1998· 7m

  A kid adopts Weasel and I.R. as his pet dogs.

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  E37Professor Longhorn Steer

  May 3, 1999· 6m

  Mom and Dad are disgusted that Cow and Chicken believe the world is round, so they hire Dad's brother, Longhorn Steer (who really is a steer) to tudor Cow and Chicken. Longhorn fails, but Cow and Chicken learn that he doesn't want to teach...we wants to be a normal steer, get married, have kids, hold a job, and stampede.

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  E38A Couple of Skating FoolsFinale

  May 3, 1999· 6m

  Chicken's dream is to be a world famous figure skater, so he and Earl enter a figure skating contest. Red Guy is jealous because his partner is Flem, so, he injures Earl, making Chicken helpless out on the rink...until Cow comes to save Chicken's dream.

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  E39He Said, He Said.

  May 3, 1999· 7m

  Weasel tells his story to psiquiatrist Sigmund Fraud about his mishaps with I.R., at the same time I.R. is telling his own mishaps with Weasel in the room next door.

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  E1Fluffy the Anaconda

  Jan 13, 1998· 6m

  Mom and Dad decide to let Cow have a pet. She choose an anaconda, after it eats Chicken, and she hears his voice from inside the snake, and assumes the snake can sound just like Chicken. Cow names the anaconda, Fluffy, and Fluffy soon grows attached to Chicken, as its full-coarse dinner.

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  E2The Laughing Puddle

  Jan 13, 1998· 6m

  Chicken, Flem, and Earl play a game of kickball. Cow's udders kick the ball into the bushes, where Chicken, Flem and Earl discover a laughing puddle. After Flem and Chicken run back out, they forget the ball, and go back to discover that Earl is in the puddle. Chicken sends Flem after him, and he is stuck too. Chicken then gets Mom and Dad, who jump into the puddle, and Chicken drops Cow in there to save everyone. Chicken is then the only one left, until he discovers the puddle is a doorway to Boneless Chicken's nightclub.

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  E3I.R. Mommy

  Jan 13, 1998· 7m

  I.R. finds an abandoned baby and adopts him as his son.

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  E4Pirate Lessons

  Jan 20, 1998· 6m

  The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirate ship in the middle of the duck pond, and teaches them how to say ""argh"", carve peglegs, hold worms for ransom, and sink Flem and Earl's boat. But after that incident, Cow, Chicken, and their flag/man Jolly Roger declare mutiny.

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  E5Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast

  Jan 20, 1998· 6m

  The Red Guy hosts a new late night talk show called ""Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast"", and reminds the viewers that tonight's Halloween. Chicken calls in, and is instructed to dress as a human being. So, Cow and Chicken go trick or treating as Mom and Dad, only to find that the neighbors assume that a grown man and woman are trick or treating. With that, Super Cow and Chicken teach The Red Guy a lesson.

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  E6I Am Deity

  Jan 20, 1998· 7m

  Weasel and I.R. create their forms of life.

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  E7Tongue Sandwich

  Jan 27, 1998· 6m

  Cow's tongue rips out of her mouth and runs away. He then causes havock all over town, by hi-jacking someone of their motor-scooter, rolling around in someone's gravy, and licking the candy store dry. Soon, Tongue finds himself on the lam, and runs back to Cow. Everything is back to normal, until Chicken's wattle decides to run away to.

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  E8Dream Date Chicken

  Jan 27, 1998· 6m

  Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin Boneless Chicken. One at Boneless's Chicken attracts the attention on Boneless's blind-date, Linda. Linda falls head over heals for Chicken, which makes Boneless disgusted.

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  E9I Am Crybaby

  Jan 27, 1998· 7m

  Weasel must relocate the people who suffer from the cronic crybaby syndrome, not knowing that they are the main source of water on the planet.

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  E10Sumo Cow

  Feb 3, 1998· 6m

  Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl try out for the school's sumo wrestling team. For being big and fat, Cow is the new team member. Soon, everyone fears her, and she feels degected, but it benefits Chicken, because now no one will beat him up.

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  E11Comet!

  Feb 3, 1998· 6m

  Cow and Chicken's class go on a field trip to the Cometorium, where Chicken is bored stiff. After getting hit by one of Dad's golf balls (he was golfing right next door), Chicken hangs it in front of the telescope; soon, the whole town is in panic of the arrival of ""Dad's Ball Comet"".

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  E12I.R.'s Phantom Foot

  Feb 3, 1998· 7m

  I.R. hurts himself while walking up to Weasel's house! Weasel discovers that I.R. has broken his phantom foot! When I.R. goes to see Dr Clearbottom on phantom limbs, this doc's services are at a very high price! Weasel later reveals that it was Clearbottom who dug the hole which injured I.R.'s phantom foot so he can take all his money!

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  E13Dirty Laundry

  Feb 10, 1998· 6m

  The school's newspaper editor has been fired. Teacher then brings in The Red Guy, as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa to advise. He decides to produce a new school-news show, and makes Chicken the anchorman, and Cow the editor. But soon, Red Guy's false stories makes Chicken loses friends.

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  E14Grizzly Beaver Safari

  Feb 10, 1998· 6m

  Cow, Chicken, Mom, and Dad go on a safari in Africa, where they run out of gas. Cow and Chicken then find themselves at the mercy of laughing hyenas, and man-eating giraffes. Super Cow comes to the rescue, only to find that she has actually been defeated by the Grizzly Beaver, who has eaten the giraffe, who has eaten Chicken.

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  E15Queen of DeNile

  Feb 10, 1998· 7m

  In ancient Egypt, Weasel and I.R. must save the queen from a huge group of snakes.

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  E16Which Came First?

  Feb 17, 1998· 6m

  The Red Guy sneaks a crow egg under Chicken's covers while he sleeps. The next morning, Cow and Chicken find the egg, and Chicken comes to the conclusion that he is actually a girl. So, it's egg sitting for Cow and Chicken, until the egg hatches and a baby crow comes out. Now Chicken comes to the conclusion that he isn't even a chicken.

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  E17Boneless Kite

  Feb 17, 1998· 6m

  Boneless Chicken teaches Cow and Chicken how to properly fly kites at Lava Park. When Cow's kite tangles with The Red Guy's Kite, he then uses Boneless as his new kite, and has a kite tug-of-war against the tribe, over the hot-boiling-molten-lava river. Cow and Chicken come to Boneless's rescue, and the tribe wins, while Red Guy takes a dip in the lava river.

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  E18I Are Music Man

  Feb 17, 1998· 7m

  I.R. competes against Weasel in a music concert.

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  E19Buffalo Gals

  Feb 20, 1998· 6m

  A group of female bikers break into Cow and Chicken's house, and start gnawing on their carpet. One of the bikers has a crush on Cow, and invites her to join the Buffalo Gals. It's up to Chicken to save his sister.

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  E20Cow and Chicken Reclining

  Feb 20, 1998· 6m

  Dad is sick of his high-tech reecliner always malfunctioning, so he decides to dump it. Before he does, Cow and Chicken decide to see what it's like to sit in ""The Chair"". They, and they get stuck, and are taken away to museums, and in stolen vans, and finally back at home, where Dad waits for his ""new chair"".

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  E21I Am My Lifetime

  Feb 24, 1998· 7m

  Now retired and living in asylums, Weasel and I.R. recall the days when they were young.

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  E22Free Inside!

  Mar 3, 1998· 6m

  Chicken finds a credit card as his ""free inside prize"". Dad tells him that with the credit card, he can buy all the neat stuff he wants. So Cow and Chicken run down to the weenie emporium, where he learns he can only buy products with the value of 25 cents or less. With that, he buys a stick of weenie bubblegum for 20 cents, then The Red Guy shows up to collect his 5 cent interest.

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  E23Journey to the Center of Cow

  Mar 3, 1998· 6m

  Chicken turns 11, and is allowed to operate the food catapault. So he feeds Cow with pork butts, but when his sleeve gets caught in the catapault, he ends up getting swallowed by Cow. With that, Mom and Dad take her to The Red Guy, who tries to get Chicken out of Cow's cavernous abdimen.

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  E24I.R. Pixie Fairie

  Mar 3, 1998· 7m

  The Red Guy tells us a story about a small group of Baboon Fairies and how they all work together as presidents, with I.R. Baboon as their slave.

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  E25The Karate Chick

  Mar 10, 1998· 6m

  After Chicken's beak is bruised by Dick, his school bully, Mom and Dad send him to karate lessons. Chicken takes up butt-fu from The Red Guy, but when Chicken still is unable to beat up Dick, Chicken decides to force a refund (with help from an invisible Super Cow).

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  E26Yard Sale

  Mar 10, 1998· 6m

  Chicken holds a yard sale, but when one of the price tags accidentally falls off the table and onto the yard, The Red Guy literally buys the yard. Mom and Dad expect Chicken to get the yard back, in which he does by having Cow play a game of one-shot battleship with The Red Guy.

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  E27I.R. Ice Fisher

  Mar 10, 1998· 7m

  Weasel and I.R. try some ice fishing in the artic.

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  E28Meet Lance Sackless

  Mar 17, 1998· 6m

  Cow and Chicken decide to get on Canada's Funniest Home Vidiots; so they glue each other to their heads, and send the tape in. They then meet the host of the show, The Red Guy (who portrays Lance Sackless). After Cow and Chicken win the grandprize, The Red Guy trashes them with insults about how stupid they look, so Super Cow takes out The Red Guy.

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  E29Who's Afraid of the Dark?

  Mar 17, 1998· 6m

  Mom and Dad are upset that Cow and Chicken aren't afraid of the dark, so they call in a specialist on fear: The Red Guy (who portrays Dr. Lackslacks). He tries everyway he can to make Cow and Chicken afraid, only succeeding in making himself afraid of everything.

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  E30I.R. Role Model

  Mar 17, 1998· 7m

  I Am Weasel saves a woman from a fire, but everyone thinks I.R. did it and Weasel actually started the fire.

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  E31The Bad News Plastic Surgeons

  Mar 24, 1998· 6m

  Teacher is disappointed when the school's plastic surgery team has no championships, so she calls in The Red Guy, to be the new plastic surgery coach. Chicken and Cow immediately join the team, and are taken to the finals, where they must compete against real doctors, who are still in grade school.

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  E32The Exchange Student

  Mar 24, 1998· 6m

  The neighboring county of Montzerellaville is in the middle of a Holy Cheese War. One of their own, Slappy McCracken, is part of the exchange student program. He and Cow fall head over heals for each other. Cow then decides to stop the cheese war by proving that cheese isn't used for weapons, it's used for food.

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  E33I.R. in Wrong Cartoon

  Mar 24, 1998· 7m

  Cow selfishly wants Weasel for herself so she fishes him out of the tv with a pie! But I.R. becomes very lonely without Weasel.

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  E34Child Star

  Mar 31, 1998· 6m

  Amateur director Ivan Panced (The Red Guy) hold auditions for the role of ""Pretty Little Girl"" in his new movie with the same name. Cow wins the role by being the only girl who can't puddle dance. Cow's performance is charming, and well as tear-jerking: the horror is yet to come as the cameraman discovers he forgot to put the film in the camera.

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  E35Perpetual Energy

  Mar 31, 1998· 6m

  Cow and Chicken mess with a Junior Chemistry Set, and created perpetual energy, a beam of energy that keeps on going forever. The Red Guy kidnaps Cow and Chicken to recreate the energy, so he can win a trip to up North without having to sell Military Scout Cookies.

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  E36My Friend, the Smart Banana

  Mar 31, 1998· 7m

  While working on a supermarket, Weasel meets a smart banana with the ability of speaking.

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  E37Bad Chicken

  Apr 7, 1998· 6m

  Cow and Chicken are sent to the copy room to make copies of the pop quiz. They then get carried away by making copies of their butts, and themselves: causing the copier to blow up. Cow and Chicken run down to the local officer supply store, while The Red Guy brings a copy of Chicken to life. The Chicken copy then causes chaos all over school, while Cow and the real Chicken try to destroy it.

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  E38Stay AwakeFinale

  Apr 7, 1998· 6m

  Chicken rushes through breakfast, and accidentally eats a box full of coffee flakes. He then goes crazy and has trouble getting to sleep. On his third night of no sleep, Chicken then runs up the Empire State Building. Super Cow shoots him with warm milk, and Chicken finally falls asleep.

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  E39I.R. Wild Baboon

  Apr 7, 1998· 7m

  Weasel investigates the strange habits of I.R., who keeps changing his habitat due to unknown reasons.

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