Dinosaurs

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  E1Monster Under the Bed

  Jun 1, 1994· 23m

  The Baby swears there's a monster under his bed, but no one believes him--until it starts dragging victims into its hole.

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  E2Earl, Don't Be a Hero

  Jun 8, 1994· 23m

  Earl assumes the powers of a superhero, but he's bound to use his might only for the Wesayso Corp.

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  E3The Greatest Story Ever Sold

  Jun 22, 1994· 23m

  Questions about life's meaning plague the population, so the Elders dictate a belief system called "Potatoism."

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  E4Driving Miss Ethyl

  Jun 29, 1994· 23m

  Earl drives Ethyl to her reunion, and the kids drive Fran crazy when she tries to get them to pose for a portrait.

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  E5Earl's Big Jackpot

  Jul 6, 1994· 23m

  A workplace injury ends up costing Earl his job but it pays off big for him in court.

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  E6Terrible Twos

  Jul 13, 1994· 23m

  Fran and Earl face an untimely extinction when the baby enters his "terrible twos."

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  E7Changing NatureFinale

  Jul 20, 1994· 23m

  Efforts to solve an environmental crisis put the dinosaurs on the road to doomsday.

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  E8Georgie Must Die

  Sep 6, 1995· 23m

  The baby goes gaga over a hippo named Georgie, the latest children's idol. But when Earl dresses up as Georgie, he's arrested for copyright infringement.

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  E9Into the Woods

  Sep 20, 1995· 23m

  Earl, Robbie and Roy stumble into a tar pit when they take the Baby into the forest for the traditional dinosaur Wilderness Rite of Passage.

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  E10Variations on a Theme Park

  Nov 6, 1995· 23m

  When too many overworked employees drop dead from exhaustion, businesses give dinosaurs two weeks off for a vacation; B.P. Richfield advises Earl to bring his family to WeSaySo Land, which is supposed to be a fun amusement park for the family. What the Sinclairs find is an overpriced, cow themed park that is newly under construction, and they have to stay for 14 days.

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  E11Life in the Faust Lane

  Nov 7, 1995· 23m

  Earl makes a deal with the devil (which is a wierd inconsistency in the show) after watching a late night show, "Lifestyles of Those We Envy".

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  E12Working Girl

  Nov 8, 1995· 23m

  Charlene becomes her father's boss when Richfield is pressured into hiring women. The only problem is, Dad won't listen to her.

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  E13Earl and Pearl

  Nov 9, 1995· 23m

  Robbie and Charlene go against Earl's orders and sneak out to see his estranged sister, Pearl, a country star, perform. Roy falls in love with Pearl and plans to settle down with her, despite Earl's protests.

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  E14Scent of a ReptileFinale

  Nov 10, 1995· 23m

  Charlene's scent gland comes in and Fran explains the one boy who is attracted to her scent is the one she's destined to marry. But Charlene puts out fumes of burning rubber and attracts the school janitor who aspires to be a tree pusher.

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  E1Nature Calls

  Sep 18, 1992· 23m

  Earl is in charge of potty training the baby, who escapes to do his business any way he wants.

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  E2Baby Talk

  Oct 2, 1992· 23m

  Earl does the dirty work of organizing a civic protest against the TV powers-that-be when the baby repeats (constantly) a dirty word that he hears on the tube.

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  E3Network Genius

  Oct 16, 1992· 23m

  Earl is hired as a network executive when his answers on a test for new television shows prove to be surprisingly accurate.

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  E4The Discovery

  Oct 23, 1992· 23m

  Earl hits a bad golf shot that sails off the edge of the known world and into a new one -- new, that is, to the dinosaurs.

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  E5Little Boy Boo

  Oct 30, 1992· 23m

  Robbie weaves a frightening tale for the Baby about Robbie turning into a caveman monster, which proves a little too hairy for the little guy.

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  E6Germ Warfare

  Nov 6, 1992· 23m

  The Baby becomes sick from a dirty pacifier and a visit to the modern doctor has the family suspecting he is selling them high priced snake oil.

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  E7Hungry for Love

  Nov 13, 1992· 23m

  Robbie dates Richfield's daughter, whose gluttonous reputation gives Robbie food for thought: he may be her next meal.

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  E8License to Parent

  Nov 20, 1992· 23m

  When Earl is caught by the Parent Police losing his temper at the baby, he loses his parenting license.

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  E9Charlene's Flat World

  Dec 4, 1992· 23m

  Charlene is charged with heresy and jailed after submitting her homework assignment claiming that the world is round and not flat.

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  E10Wilderness Weekend

  Dec 18, 1992· 23m

  The males, including Earl, Robbie, and the Baby, go into the wilderness to rediscover their ""reptiles within,"" while back home the girls warm their cold blood with the boys' beer.

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  E11The Son Also Rises

  Jan 8, 1993· 23m

  After failing to mow the lawn, Robbie challenges Earl for male domination of the family... and wins.

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  E12Getting to Know You

  Jan 15, 1993· 23m

  Charlene signs up for a foreign student exchange program to get away from her family who doesn't understand her; and the Sinclairs get a bitter taste of a different culture when a French bird moves in with them in Charlene's place.

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  E13Green Card

  Jan 29, 1993· 23m

  The four-leggers are blamed for the failing economy and legislation is passed to make their presence in Pangea illegal.

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  E14Out of the Frying Pan

  Feb 5, 1993· 23m

  Baby becomes a hit sensation when he and Earl star in a series of commercials for a new frying pan. Earl is fired from the commercials and he and Monica start to worry that fame is going to the Baby's and Fran's heads.

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  E15Steroids to Heaven

  Feb 12, 1993· 23m

  Robbie resorts to using Thornoids in an attempt to impress a girl at school.

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  E16Honey, I Miss the Kids

  Feb 19, 1993· 23m

  Feeling a need to have a job outside the home, Fran goes to work at a halfway house for amphibians, leaving Earl to take over the household day shift and look after the kids.

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  E17Swamp Music

  Feb 26, 1993· 23m

  Robbie crosses over to the swamps and gets sold on the mammals' "swamp music", but they're liable to be sold out in a dinosaur record deal, which Robbie orchestrated.

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  E18Dirty Dancin'

  Mar 12, 1993· 23m

  When overwhelming urges to do the mating dance arise in Robbie, Earl prefers not to discuss it, but Fran waltzes into Robbie's classroom to educate the kids about it.

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  E19If I Were a Tree

  Apr 16, 1993· 23m

  Ethel reads the Baby a story called "If You Were a Tree" about a dinosaur tree pusher who gets struck by lightning and swaps souls with the tree he's trying to demolish.

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  E20We Are Not Alone

  May 2, 1993· 23m

  Robbie poses as a space alien and orders Earl to get involved in cleaning up Earth, never imagining that he would quit his job to launch an environmental crusade.

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  E21Charlene and Her Amazing Humans

  May 9, 1993· 23m

  Charlene feels her family is neglecting her, so she gets their attention by winning the school talent show but her rising fame is riding on the backs of three young cavelings she found in the forest whose mother is looking for them.

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  E22The Clip Show IIFinale

  Jul 2, 1993· 23m

  Another one of the infomercial for a home course in how to become a paleontologist is supplemented by clips from previous episodes. Featuring the past clips from Season 2 to Season 3.

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  E1The Golden Child

  Sep 18, 1991· 23m

  When the Sinclair baby sprouts a golden horn, he is trumpeted as the prophesied King of the Dinosaurs.

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  E2Family Challenge

  Sep 25, 1991· 23m

  When the Sinclairs' TV is wrecked, Earl enters the family on a game show to win a new set.

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  E3I Never Ate for My Father

  Oct 2, 1991· 23m

  When Robbie flubs his initiation into the Young Males' Carnivore Association, Earl fears his son may be a herbivore.

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  E4Charlene's Tale

  Oct 9, 1991· 23m

  Charlene gets a tail, which whips up strange feelings in Earl, whose little girl is no longer so little.

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  E5Endangered Species

  Oct 16, 1991· 23m

  Earl buys Fran two rare grapdelites for dinner, unaware that they are the last of their species.

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  E6Employee of the Month

  Oct 23, 1991· 23m

  Earl anticipates a promotion as he awaits a dinner with Richfield; Robbie brings home a "pet" human.

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  E7When Food Goes Bad

  Oct 30, 1991· 23m

  Lurking in the Sinclair refrigerator are delectable creatures that go bad, very bad, while Charlene watches the baby.

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  E8Career Opportunities

  Nov 6, 1991· 23m

  Robbie objects to the career--tree pusher--assigned to him by the "Job Wizard."

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  E9Unmarried ... With Children

  Nov 13, 1991· 23m

  A liberated single female's ideas make Fran reconsider renewing her marriage license.

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  E10How to Pick Up Girls

  Nov 20, 1991· 23m

  Robbie gets pointers on how to approach girls from a streetwise contemporary named Spike.

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  E11Switched At Birth

  Nov 27, 1991· 23m

  The Sinclairs learn that the baby might have been switched with another.

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  E12Refrigerator Day

  Dec 11, 1991· 23m

  Earl's fridge is repossessed as the dinosaurs celebrate Refrigerator Day and the gift of cold storage.

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  E13What Sexual Harris Meant

  Dec 18, 1991· 23m

  Earl helps Fran's friend Monica get a job as a tree pusher, but she's no pushover when she's harrassed by a predatory male.

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  E14Fran Live

  Jan 8, 1992· 23m

  Fran gets a job on TV giving advice to dinosaurs, leaving Earl to learn how to cope with a wife who works.

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  E15Power Erupts

  Jan 15, 1992· 23m

  A power struggle erupts between the Wesayso Corp. and Robbie after he invents a way to generate energy as a science project.

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  E16The Clip Show

  Jan 22, 1992· 23m

  An archaeologist documents dinosaurs' way of life as they may have existed long ago, but clips from previous episodes tell a different story.

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  E17A New Leaf

  Feb 5, 1992· 23m

  A wild plant has a weird effect on the dinosaurs--it makes them dopey and happy, to the exclusion of everything else.

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  E18The Last Temptation of Ethyl

  Feb 12, 1992· 23m

  Earl thinks Old Ethyl has died, but she returns from the great beyond with the lowdown on the afterlife.

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  E19Nuts To War (1)

  Feb 19, 1992· 23m

  The four-legged dinosaurs encroach on the pistachio-nut supply of the "normal" dinosaurs...and that means war.

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  E20Nuts To War (2)

  Feb 26, 1992· 23m

  Earl, Roy and Charlene pose as entertainers and rush to the front to retrieve Robbie.

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  E21And The Winner Is...

  Mar 25, 1992· 23m

  Earl throws his hat into the ring as a candidate for Chief Elder, but he's likely to have his head handed to him by his opponent, B.P. Richfield.

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  E22Slave to Fashion

  Apr 1, 1992· 23m

  Charlene wants to make a fashion statement with an expensive coat, but the coat leads her into a vain attempt to achieve status.

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  E23Leader of the Pack

  Apr 22, 1992· 23m

  When Robbie can't beat a gang of hoods (who keep beating him), he joins them.

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  E24WESAYSO Knows BestFinale

  May 8, 1992· 23m

  Wesayso insists Roy replace Earl as the father of the Sinclairs, who are selected as the Wesayso spokesfamily.

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