The King of Queens

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  E1Mama Cast

  Dec 6, 2006· 21m

  Doug decides to spend the Heffernans' tax refund on an ice cream truck. Meanwhile, Carrie fills in as a pretend mom at model homes, and discovers a reemergence of her maternal desires.

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  E2Affair Trade

  Dec 6, 2006· 21m

  Doug panics when he starts getting sexy phone messages meant for another Doug Heffernan, but Carrie doesn't seem to care. Meanwhile, Danny tries to force a wedge between Spence and a new lady friend.

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  E3Moxie Moron

  Dec 13, 2006· 21m

  Doug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for work on an important project.

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  E4Major Disturbance

  Dec 13, 2006· 21m

  The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.

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  E5Ruff Goin'Mid-season

  Dec 20, 2006· 21m

  Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy-a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.

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  E6Brace Yourself

  Jan 3, 2007· 21m

  An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house.

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  E7Home Cheapo

  Apr 9, 2007· 21m

  Carrie is convinced that Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.

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  E8Offensive Fowl

  Apr 16, 2007· 21m

  Carrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat. Meanwhile, Carrie's boss wants to start discussing novels with her and Spence takes on some humiliating new jobs.

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  E9Mild Bunch

  Apr 23, 2007· 21m

  Doug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for a past grievance with their old principal.

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  E10Manhattan Project

  Apr 30, 2007· 21m

  Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan, but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair.

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  E11Single Spaced

  May 7, 2007· 21m

  Seeing friends who recently had a child makes Doug and Carrie consider adopting.

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  E12China Syndrome (1)

  May 14, 2007· 20m

  Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic.

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  E13China Syndrome (2)Finale

  May 14, 2007· 21m

  At Arthur's wedding reception, Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, and they ponder whether they have a future together.

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  E1Pole Lox

  Sep 19, 2005· 21m

  Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. Meanwhile, Arthur worries her new hobby is a result of his poor parenting, and smothers her in effort to make up lost time.

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  E2Vocal Discord

  Sep 26, 2005· 21m

  When Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcription of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counseling might not be a bad idea. And when Arthur gets hold of it, their argument becomes entertainment for a senior citizens' group.

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  E3Consummate Professional

  Oct 3, 2005· 21m

  Carrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him.

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  E4Like Hell

  Oct 10, 2005· 21m

  Doug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces, and both overcompensate to rectify the situation

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  E5Sandwiched Out

  Oct 17, 2005· 19m

  A sandwich named for Deacon at Coopers ruffles Doug's feathers. Meanwhile, Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving to Manhattan.

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  E6Shear Torture

  Oct 24, 2005· 21m

  Doug's frequent hair salon visits make Carrie suspicious. Meanwhile, Spence has his own adventures en route to a sci-fi convention.

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  E7Inn Escapable

  Nov 7, 2005· 21m

  A trip to a bed & breakfast becomes more than Doug and Carrie can handle. Meanwhile, Arthur has a romantic dilemma of his own.

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  E8Move Doubt

  Nov 14, 2005· 21m

  Doug and Carrie hear conflicting reasons why Deacon and Kelly are not interested in becoming neighbors. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence each have their eye on a beautiful Albanian girl, who misinterprets the situation.

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  E9G'Night, Stalker

  Nov 21, 2005· 21m

  Doug's karaoke performance gets him an e-mail stalker.

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  E10Raygin Bulls

  Nov 28, 2005· 20m

  Doug and Ray Barone have a "guy's night out." Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother's grave.

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  E11Baker's Doesn'tMid-season

  Dec 19, 2005· 21m

  Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake. Also, Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday.

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  E12Fresh Brood

  Jan 6, 2006· 21m

  Doug borrows a baby from Danny to prove to Carrie that they're ready for a family. Meanwhile, Arthur feels he deserves to be a coffee shop's "customer of the month."

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  E13Gambling N'Diction

  Jan 23, 2006· 21m

  After she beats him and his friends in a friendly poker game, Doug convinces his mother to try to enter a high-stakes tournament. Meanwhile, Carrie gets Spence to help her lose her accent to improve her chances of getting a promotion.

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  E14Apartment Complex

  Feb 6, 2006· 21m

  Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile, Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client, Kirstie Alley.

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  E15Buggie Nights

  Feb 27, 2006· 21m

  Bed bugs brought home by Arthur from a vacation force Doug and Carrie out of the house while a creepy exterminator does his job. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny argue over where to go for vacation.

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  E16Knee Jerk

  Mar 6, 2006· 21m

  After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid distasteful tasks. Meanwhile, Arthur catches on to the ruse, and uses it to his advantage.

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  E17Present Tense

  Mar 13, 2006· 20m

  The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it.

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  E18Sold-Y Locks

  Mar 20, 2006· 21m

  In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done.

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  E19Emotional Rollercoaster

  Apr 10, 2006· 21m

  Doug's lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face. Meanwhile, Arthur lets Deacon shuttle him around in a wheelchair so they can jump to the front of the park's lines and Danny and Spence search for girls to pick up.

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  E20Four Play

  May 1, 2006· 19m

  One night at the movie theatre, Doug and Carrie can't decide on which film they want to see. They run into Deacon and Kelly and it turns out Kelly wants to see what Doug wants to see and Deacon likes the movie that Carrie likes.

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  E21Hartford Wailer

  May 8, 2006· 21m

  Doug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence pose as staff to sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

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  E22Fight Schlub

  May 8, 2006· 21m

  Doug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke. Meanwhile, Carrie becomes a mentor for a troubled teen, but isn't the best of influences.

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  E23Acting OutFinale

  May 22, 2006· 21m

  After he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change Carrie's mind. Danny and Spence have a face-off over an agreement to swap bedrooms.

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  E1Lost Vegas

  Oct 27, 2004· 22m

  In an attempt to go to Las Vegas for a weekend with the guys, Doug begins to build up credit by taking Carrie to a spa. Meanwhile, after hearing about Las Vegas, Arthur trains Spence on how to count cards, before visiting a small casino, being held for orphans.

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  E2Dugan Groupie

  Nov 3, 2004· 22m

  Carrie and Doug have a conflict of interest when Carrie begins to stay late every night at work but it leaves Doug to feel neglected.

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  E3Furious Gorge

  Nov 10, 2004· 21m

  On the way to a overeating support group, Doug notices an abusive relationship group, and decides to join them instead. Although, Carrie becomes suspicious when he not only gains weight, but begins to cower in her presence.

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  E4Entertainment Weakly

  Nov 24, 2004· 22m

  Doug's position as the "Funny Guy" is threatened, when IPS' new employee wins over the workforce with his impersonations. Meanwhile, an assistant is hired to work for Carrie, and ends up performing more work than expected.

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  E5Name Dropper

  Dec 1, 2004· 22m

  Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.

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  E6Offtrack... Bedding

  Dec 8, 2004· 21m

  Doug's parents pay a visit to the Heffernan household, where Doug surprises them with theater tickets. However, Joe Heffernan is distracted by his Train Fair, which causes Janet to develop a friendship with Arthur.

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  E7Silent Mite

  Dec 15, 2004· 21m

  While Christmas shopping at the mall, Doug loses his wallet and begins a quest to find the wallet and the culprit who may have stolen it. But with no help from Carrie or the cops, he requests the help of Arthur.

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  E8Awed CoupleMid-season

  Dec 15, 2004· 21m

  While Doug and Carrie are at dinner with Neal and Marcy, they are introduced to Marc and Renne, with whom they have an instant connection.

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  E9Cologne Ranger

  Jan 12, 2005· 21m

  After ten years of marriage, Doug finds a new love – in the form of designer cologne that Carrie can't stand, but his scent-ual affair forces Carrie to demonstrate bad behaviors of her own. Meanwhile, Arthur attempts to show Spence and Holly the finer points of movie hopping.

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  E10Domestic Disturbance

  Jan 19, 2005· 21m

  Carrie uses her extra income to hire a maid, but Doug feels left out and decides to hire his own help in the form of Spence's mom, Veronica. Soon, Veronica proves to make more messes than she cleans, especially when her newly subordinate position makes Arthur pine for her.

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  E11Pour Judgment

  Jan 26, 2005· 21m

  Doug decides to pursue a long-abandoned dream to become a bartender, much to Carrie's angst. Although she starts to warm up the the idea, Doug soon realizes that dreams are not always what they are cracked up to be. Meanwhile Arthur enters the dangerous world of politics.

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  E12Gym Neighbors

  Feb 9, 2005· 22m

  When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrigno's, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out.

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  E13Gorilla Warfare

  Feb 16, 2005· 21m

  Carrie recalls what Doug said to her when they were dating that made her want to marry him, but then she learns a horrifying truth about that night; Danny falls for Holly after his girlfriend breaks up with him

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  E14Hi, School

  Feb 23, 2005· 21m

  When delivering a package to his old high school, Doug meets his old football coach, and against Carrie's wishes, begins to return to the school on a regular basis as the football hero. Meanwhile, after losing his eye drops, Arthur manages to lose his sense of hearing, sight, and speech in one day and becomes completely reliant on Holly.

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  E15Deconstructing Carrie

  Mar 2, 2005· 21m

  Carrie is discouraged about her looks as she faces her 35th birthday so Doug gets construction workers to hoot and holler at her as she passes by in hopes of cheering her up. Also, Arthur tries to come up with a perfect gift for his daughter.

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  E16Black List

  Mar 16, 2005· 21m

  When Deacon snubs his usual boys for a new African-American friend, Doug desperately tries to find his own "roots" in an attempt to win him back. Meanwhile, Carrie runs her cuticles ragged to find out why her manicurist will no longer schedule her appointments.

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  E17Wish Boned

  Mar 30, 2005· 21m

  What starts out as a great trip quickly turns into a nightmare as Doug and Arthur are forced to switch planes, which puts them in Pittsburgh instead of St. Louis.

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  E18Van, Go

  Apr 6, 2005· 21m

  While eating at a new cafe with Deacon, Doug manages to agitate their waitress so much that she demands they fight once her shift ends. Meanwhile, Carrie asks Holly to go shopping with her, only so that she can use her van.

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  E19Ice Cubed

  Apr 13, 2005· 20m

  When a checkout girl is distracted making personal calls and accidentally doesn't charge Carrie for her digital music player, Carrie walks out the store with free merchandise.

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  E20Catching Hell

  Apr 20, 2005· 22m

  A work event in a ballpark skybox leads Carrie, Doug and his buddies out to the game - but when an important client finds fault with Doug, Spence has to step in as the devoted husband. At Arthur's dinner party, guest Bernard, turns the table against him.

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  E21Slippery Slope

  May 9, 2005· 20m

  Doug lures Carrie to a timeshare sales ski weekend where the strength of their relationship is tested under the intense sales pressure. On the same excursion, Spence and Danny feel the sting of intolerance when they assume the role of a "couple" to enjoy the weekend.

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  E22Buy CuriousFinale

  May 18, 2005· 22m

  Doug reluctantly agrees to Carrie's idea to "flip" their deceased neighbor's house but doesn't hesitate to blame her when the cost of the much-needed home improvements start to add up.

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