Married... with Children

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  E1Twisted

  Sep 28, 1996· 22m

  The neighbors take refuge from a twister.

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  E2Children of the Corns

  Oct 5, 1996· 22m

  Al and Griff blackmail Gary, because of a bad promotion contest, when they find the shoes from the shoe store are made by children in sweatshops. Meanwhile, Peggy wins a microwave and Kelly and her try to hide it from Al.

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  E3Kelly's Gotta Habit

  Oct 12, 1996· 22m

  Kelly must sign a morals clause when she gets a commercial part playing a nun. Meanwhile, Al gets to be on Cops as Officer Dan's partner.

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  E4Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)

  Nov 10, 1996· 22m

  Al's Dodge starts sputtering so he sends the rest of the family to find a fuel pump for it while he recalls the good old days in his Dodge.

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  E5Requiem for a Chevyweight (2)

  Nov 17, 1996· 22m

  Al buries the Dodge and leases a new sports car. Meanwhile, Peggy digs up the Dodge so she can sell the engine.

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  E6A Bundy Thanksgiving

  Nov 24, 1996· 22m

  Al goes to look for his aunt's pie, but finds she is dead.

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  E7The Juggs Have Left the Building

  Dec 1, 1996· 22m

  Peggy and Kelly both enter a singing contest when they are on vacation in Missouri.

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  E8God Help Ye Merry Bundymen

  Dec 22, 1996· 22m

  Al and Griff are fired during the holidays and have to take small jobs in the mall. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud swipe biblical figures from the D'Arcys' nativity scene and Peggy enters the neighborhood Christmas decoration contest.

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  E9Crimes Against Obesity

  Dec 29, 1996· 22m

  Al is sued by all of the overweight women he has insulted in the past, and they hold a trial in the shoe store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud tint the windows on Al's car for his birthday gift.

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  E10The Stepford Peg

  Jan 6, 1997· 22m

  When Peggy gets amnesia, Al turns her into the perfect wife, which makes everyone happy, except Marcy.

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  E11Bud on the Side

  Jan 13, 1997· 22m

  After Al tells Bud to lower his standards in women, Bud starts dating Al's boss Gary.

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  E12Grime and Punishment

  Jan 20, 1997· 22m

  Bud asks Al to repair the basement after Al starts charging him rent. When Al refuses, Bud calls a health inspector who makes Al live in the basement after it is deemed uninhabitable.

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  E13T*R*A*S*H

  Jan 27, 1997· 22m

  Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join the army, but end up having to help with a garbage strike.

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  E14Breaking Up Is Easy to Do (1)

  Feb 24, 1997· 22m

  Al and Peggy split up after seeing a marriage counselor. Kelly must learn to box to get a part in a movie.

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  E15Breaking Up Is Easy to Do (2)

  Feb 24, 1997· 22m

  Al moves into a room in the airport. Meanwhile, Peggy finds a new boyfriend.

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  E16Breaking Up Is Easy to Do (3)

  Mar 3, 1997· 22m

  Kelly and Bud finds that Peggy's new boyfriend will force them to work if he marries Peggy.

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  E17Live Nude Peg

  Mar 10, 1997· 22m

  A disguised Peggy starts dancing at the nudie bar, and Al loves her character, not knowing that it is Peggy.

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  E18A Babe in Toyland

  Mar 17, 1997· 22m

  Kelly guest appears on a kiddie show, but ends up taking over the entire show. Al and Peggy get twin beds.

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  E19Birthday Boy Toy

  Mar 31, 1997· 22m

  Marcy gets Jefferson a membership to the health club and he becomes a spectacle there. Meanwhile, Bud directs when Al and Kelly star in a commercial for the shoe store.

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  E20Lez Be Friends

  Apr 10, 1997· 22m

  Marcy becomes jealous when her lesbian cousin, Mandy, comes to visit.

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  E21Damn Bundys

  Apr 28, 1997· 22m

  Al makes a pact with the devil and gets to play for the Chicago Bears.

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  E22The Desperate Half-Hour

  May 5, 1997· 22m

  Bud's pen-pal from prison and her boyfriend pay a visit to the Bundy household and takes the family hostage, but Kelly ends up falling in love with the boyfriend.

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  E23How to Marry a Moron

  May 5, 1997· 22m

  With hours before Kelly's wedding, Al learns that Kelly's new beau is lusting for other women and since Kelly is his daughter, he takes offense to that.

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  E24Chicago Shoe ExchangeFinale

  Jun 9, 1997· 22m

  Al and Griff start a barter to get a massage chair. Meanwhile, Kelly gives massages to Bud.

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  E1Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

  Sep 17, 1995· 22m

  Al is excited when Bud decides to move out, but a bit disappointed when Bud moves back in to the basement, and even more horrified when Peg's mother comes to live with them after splitting up with Peg's father.

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  E2A Shoe Room With a View

  Sep 24, 1995· 22m

  When Al suggests an aerobics studio for the open lot next door, he puts peep holes in the wall, but all of the students are fat.

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  E3Requiem for a Dead Briard

  Oct 1, 1995· 22m

  Buck dies and is reassigned to the Bundys in the form of a puppy, Lucky.

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  E4Reverend Al

  Oct 8, 1995· 22m

  Al becomes a priest when NO MA'AM forms its own church to avoid a beer tax.

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  E5How Bleen Was My Kelly

  Oct 15, 1995· 22m

  While researching for her new part of playing a scientist, Kelly discovers the new color bleen. Al finds that bleen grows hair.

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  E6The Weaker Sex

  Oct 22, 1995· 22m

  Al says he thinks women are weak when Peggy and Marcy begin taking a self defense class. But a newscrew labels Al as weak when Peggy punches a man trying to steal Al's wallet.

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  E7Flight of the Bumblebee

  Oct 29, 1995· 22m

  To join NO MA'AM, Bud must get his picture taken with wrestler King Kong Bundy.

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  E8Blonde and Blonder

  Nov 5, 1995· 22m

  At their high school reunion, Kelly and her best friends compete for the rich nerd whom Kelly teased in high school. Meanwhile, Marcy's bank holds a ""Guns for Toys"" drive.

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  E9The Two That Got Away

  Nov 19, 1995· 22m

  Al and Jefferson's fishing lodge is taken away by a famous actress, but Jefferson plots revenge, and a small fortune, when they find out that they unknowingly took a nude picture of the actress. Kelly and Bud try to get Lucky a part in a dog food commercial.

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  E10Dud Bowl II

  Nov 26, 1995· 22m

  Marcy tries to do her best to stop it when her bank wants to dedicate a scoreboard at Polk High... to Al.

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  E11Bearly Men

  Dec 3, 1995· 22m

  Al and Bud go hunting with Peggy's dad so that he well get back together with her mother.

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  E12Love Conquers Al

  Dec 10, 1995· 22m

  Al, Peggy, and her parents go to a marriage retreat and water park to get her parents back together. Meanwhile, Kelly has a guy she likes, Carlos, who agrees to date her if Bud can amuse his sister.

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  E13I Can't Believe It's Butter

  Dec 17, 1995· 22m

  Al's friends get addicted to calling a woman named Butter at a 1-900 phone sex line, but Al finds out that the woman is Peg's mother.

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  E14The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (1)

  Jan 7, 1996· 22m

  Bud borrows money from the mob for Kelly's exercise video, but when she has a disagreement with the male lead in the video the mob says they will kill Bud if the video isn't finished. Meanwhile, Al and Jefferson try to install a satellite dish.

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  E15The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (2)

  Jan 14, 1996· 22m

  Bud has until 5:00 PM to finish the video, but Kelly keeps having fights with the other person in the video. Meanwhile, Peggy and Marcy think Al and Jefferson can't figure out the satellite dish, but they are really hiding from their wives on the roof.

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  E16Calendar Girl

  Feb 4, 1996· 22m

  Al convinces Bud to make a calendar with beautiful women in order to win a rivalry.

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  E17The Agony and the Extra C

  Feb 11, 1996· 22m

  On their anniversary, Jefferson plans to surprise Marcy with a tattoo, but the tattoo artist accidently writes ""I LOVE MARY"".

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  E18Spring Break (1)

  Feb 18, 1996· 22m

  During Spring Break, Kelly and friends seduce Bud and friends' airline tickets and hotel reservations at Fort Lauderdale. Al, Jefferson, and Griff go to Fort Lauderdale to judge a bikini contest. When Marcy sees Jefferson and Al on a Spring Break TV special, she heads out to Fort Lauderdale with Bud and friends.

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  E19Spring Break (2)

  Feb 25, 1996· 22m

  When Al finds that the bikini competition Jefferson is judging has a $100,000 prize, he has Kelly enter and Griff and him become judges to pick Kelly. When, Marcy, Bud, and friends finally arrive at Fort Lauderdale, she tries to ruin Al's scheme.

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  E20Turning Japanese

  Mar 17, 1996· 22m

  Marcy tries to convince Al to sell his Dodge to Marcy's boss, a big collector of classic cars.

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  E21Al Goes to the Dogs

  Mar 24, 1996· 22m

  Al's construction of a dog house for Lucky is constantly abrupted when a building instructor hired by Marcy complains about every little detail.

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  E22Enemies

  Apr 14, 1996· 22m

  In another spinoff attempt, Kelly ends up in the middle of a couple.

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  E23Bud Hits the Books

  Apr 28, 1996· 22m

  Sex gets in the way of Bud studying for his finals, and he risks being expelled when he is caught in the school library.

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  E24Kiss of the Coffee Woman

  May 5, 1996· 22m

  Al and Marcy are angry when they find Kelly and Jefferson must kiss for a coffee commercial.

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  E25Torch Song Duet

  May 19, 1996· 22m

  Al helps Griff win a trip to Atlanta for the Olympic games by helping him answer questions on a radio sports quiz.

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  E26The Joke's on AlFinale

  May 19, 1996· 22m

  An old friend of Peggy's comes to seduce Al and he plays along since he thinks it is one of Jefferson's practical jokes.

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  E1Shoeway to Heaven

  Sep 4, 1994· 22m

  After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.

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  E2Driving Mr. Boondy

  Sep 11, 1994· 22m

  Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.

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  E3Kelly Breaks Out

  Sep 18, 1994· 22m

  Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.

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  E4Naughty but Niece

  Sep 25, 1994· 22m

  Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.

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  E5Business Sucks (1)

  Oct 2, 1994· 22m

  NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.

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  E6Business Still Sucks (2)

  Oct 9, 1994· 22m

  Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.

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  E7Dial B for Virgin

  Oct 16, 1994· 22m

  Bud gets assigned to the Virgin hotline, but has problems doing his duties. Al and Peggy have problems deciding what movie to rent at the video store.

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  E8Sleepless in Chicago

  Oct 23, 1994· 22m

  Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.

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  E9No Pot to Pease In

  Nov 6, 1994· 22m

  Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.

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  E10Dud Bowl

  Nov 13, 1994· 22m

  Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.

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  E11A Man for No Seasons

  Nov 27, 1994· 22m

  When the national baseball league go on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nudie bars.

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  E12I Want My Psycho Dad (1)

  Dec 11, 1994· 22m

  Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.

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  E13I Want My Psycho Dad (2)

  Dec 18, 1994· 22m

  Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.

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  E14The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked

  Jan 8, 1995· 22m

  Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.

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  E15Kelly Takes a Shot

  Jan 15, 1995· 22m

  Kelly must learn how to fire a bow in order to get a part in a commercial.

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  E16Get the Dodge Outta Hell

  Feb 5, 1995· 22m

  On their way to W* County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.

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  E1725 Years and What Do You Get?

  Feb 12, 1995· 22m

  Al's in trouble when Buck buries his anniversary gift for Peggy in the backyard.

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  E18Ship Happens (1)

  Feb 19, 1995· 22m

  The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.

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  E19Ship Happens (2)

  Feb 26, 1995· 22m

  The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.

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  E20Something Larry This Way Comes

  Mar 12, 1995· 22m

  Al is all excited when Kelly's acting instructor Larry Storch is coming to the house.

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  E21And Bingo Was Her Game-O

  Mar 26, 1995· 22m

  Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.

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  E22User Friendly

  Apr 9, 1995· 22m

  While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex... with Amber.

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  E23Pump Fiction

  Apr 30, 1995· 22m

  Al and Kelly make a short film about shoes, and they end up getting $10,000 dollars to produce another one.

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  E24Radio Free Trumaine

  May 7, 1995· 22m

  In an attempt for a spinoff, we follow the lives of DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at a local radio station at Bud's college. Oliver and Mark risk being expelled for revealing the truth about dean Steve Rhoades' past.

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  E25Shoeless Al

  May 14, 1995· 22m

  Al can't wear shoes because of his phony lawsuit against the mall.

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  E26The UndergraduateFinale

  May 21, 1995· 22m

  A twelve year old boy with a crush on Kelly gets her to go to his junior prom with him.

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