Alice

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  E1Romancing Mister Stone

  Oct 14, 1984· 30m

  Jolene and Vera play Cupid for a dateless Alice by putting an ad in a magazine's personals column.

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  E2Space Sharples

  Oct 28, 1984· 30m

  Mel gets a little spaced out after he thwarts a bank robbery while he's dressed up as Captain Galaxy for Halloween.

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  E3Big, Bad Mel

  Nov 4, 1984· 30m

  Mel gets an F for buying a day school to raze for a parking lot.

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  E4Houseful of Hunnicutts

  Nov 18, 1984· 30m

  Jolene loves her family, but finds it too much of a good thing when her father, five brothers, grandmother and family dog park themselves in her one-bedroom apartment.

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  E5Tommy's Lost Weekend

  Nov 25, 1984· 30m

  Alice is worried that Tommy's partying is leading to a serious drinking problem.

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  E6Undercover Mel

  Dec 16, 1984· 30m

  At Elliot's suggestion and lured by a $5000 reward, Mel goes undercover to smoke out rustlers selling stolen beef.

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  E7Footloose Mel

  Dec 23, 1984· 30m

  Mel 86es a group of ""hoodlums,"" unaware that they're the break dancers expected to perform at the diner as part of an arts festival.

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  E8Vera's Anniversary Blues

  Jan 8, 1985· 30m

  Vera yearns for a romantic first wedding anniversary, but it gets off to anything but a romantic start and goes rapidly downhill from there.

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  E9Kiss the Grill Goodbye

  Jan 15, 1985· 30m

  Jolene's appearance on the ""Working Women"" talk show does nothing to boost business at Mel's Diner.

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  E10Vera, the Nightbird

  Jan 22, 1985· 30m

  Vera's secretly moonlighting as a sultry deejay called Nightbird and she's turning on all the males in Phoenix in the process.

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  E11Alice Doesn't Work Here Anymore (1)

  Jan 29, 1985· 30m

  A country singer takes a personel as well as professional interest in Alice and begs her to join his band on the road.

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  E12Alice Doesn't Work Here Anymore (2)

  Feb 5, 1985· 30m

  Whether Alice likes it or not, and she's not sure, country singer Travis Marsh gives her a chance to reach for the stars in a performance with him.

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  E13The Night They Raided Debbie's

  Feb 6, 1985· 30m

  Answering a room-to-rent ad, Vera and Elliot's pushy landlady pushes herself and her kitschy furniture into their home and lives.

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  E14One on One

  Mar 5, 1985· 30m

  Mel is a taskmaster in training Jolene for tryouts with a pro basketball team.

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  E15Vera's Grounded Gumshoe

  Mar 12, 1985· 30m

  After getting shot accidentally with his own gun, Elliot quits the force and looks for a career more suited to his meager talents.

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  E16Th-th-th-that's All, FolksFinale

  Mar 19, 1985· 30m

  On the final day at the diner, Mel closes the blinds and gives away the cow creamers as the gang reminisces about the last nine years.

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  E1Mel is Hogg-Tied

  Oct 2, 1983· 30m

  Boss Hogg and Deputy Enos of ""The Dukes of Hazzard"" pay a surprise visit. Up to his usual low tricks, Boss makes an offer to lease the diner that Mel can't refuse but should.

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  E2Vera's Secret Lover

  Oct 9, 1983· 30m

  A secret lover is sending Vera everything from poems to balloons.

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  E3Jolene Gets Her Wings

  Oct 16, 1983· 30m

  Everyone's up in the air over Jolene's maiden flight as a part-time stewardess.

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  E4Alice's Blind Date

  Oct 23, 1983· 30m

  Alice's dinner date with a high-school flame who's now blind turns into a delightful trip down sensory lane.

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  E5It Had to Be Mel

  Oct 30, 1983· 30m

  A popular singer stops for directions at the diner and ends up proposing to Mel.

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  E6The Over-the-Hill Girls

  Nov 6, 1983· 30m

  Both Carrie and Alice are turned down as singers by a supper club owner who thinks they're too old for the job.

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  E7Vera Gets Engaged

  Nov 20, 1983· 30m

  Who would have thought Vera would find love in a greasy spoon? Especially with a cop who just ticketed her for jaywalking.

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  E8Vera's Wedding

  Nov 20, 1983· 30m

  After a whirlwind courtship, Vera walks down the aisle with her intended.

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  E9The Robot Wore Pink

  Dec 18, 1983· 30m

  After Alice quits in a huff, Mel replaces her with a very efficient and popular robot named Blanche.

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  E10'Tis the Season to Be Jealous

  Dec 25, 1983· 30m

  Working undercover as Santa Claus, Vera's new husband spots her kissing her former fiance.

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  E11Tommy Goes Overboard

  Jan 1, 1984· 30m
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  E12Vera, the Horse Thief

  Jan 8, 1984· 30m

  No one can corral Vera after she discovers that a miniature horse is being mistreated by its trainer.

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  E13Jolene Throws a Curve

  Jan 15, 1984· 30m

  Trophy winner Jolene throws Mel a curve when she won't pitch on his softball team.

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  E14Lies My Mother Told Me

  Jan 29, 1984· 30m

  After 40 years, Mel learns that his mother lied when she told him his dog was a war hero.

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  E15Alice and the Devoted Dentist

  Feb 12, 1984· 30m

  When Alice chips a tooth eating Mel's chili, he sends her to his dentist who takes one look at her X-rays and falls madly in love.

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  E16Alice's Hot Air Romance

  Mar 4, 1984· 30m

  Alice gets a ride but hardly a rise out of a sexist ballonist whose hot air isn't confined to his balloon.

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  E17Dollars to Donuts

  Mar 11, 1984· 30m

  After a winning first day at the track, Tommy bets he'll score in the betting business.

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  E18My Dinner with Debbie

  Mar 18, 1984· 30m

  By proving she's a better cook than Mel, Vera's acerbic landlady may have found the elusive way to his heart through his stomach.

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  E19Vera's Fine Feathered Friends

  Mar 25, 1984· 30m

  Vera takes a tumble trying to rescue a nest of baby blue jays from the diner sign before Mel gets to them with a broom.

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  E20Jolene is Stuck on Mel

  Apr 1, 1984· 30m

  Jolene has second thoughts about marrying a TV game show host especially after a dab of permanent glue bonds her firmly to Mel.

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  E21Don't Play It Again, Elliot

  Apr 15, 1984· 30m

  A gift piano comes between Vera and Elliot when she can't pry him away from it.

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  E22Mel Spins His Wheels

  May 13, 1984· 30m

  Mel disdains accommodating the handicapped until two sprained ankles give him a different view, from a wheelchair.

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  E23Be It Ever So CrowdedFinale

  May 20, 1984· 30m

  Vera and Elliot buy a charming old house that comes complete with fireplace, furniture and antiques one of which is a shocking surprise.

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  E1Sorry, Wrong Lips

  Oct 6, 1982· 30m

  Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.

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  E2Do You Take . . . ?

  Oct 13, 1982· 30m

  Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.

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  E3The Secret of Mel's Diner

  Oct 20, 1982· 30m

  There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.

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  E4Alice at the Palace

  Oct 27, 1982· 30m

  Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.

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  E5Joel Grey Saves the Day

  Nov 3, 1982· 30m

  Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""

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  E6Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving

  Nov 10, 1982· 30m

  Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.

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  E7Carrie on the Rebound

  Jan 9, 1983· 30m

  Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.

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  E8Jolene's Brother Jonas

  Jan 16, 1983· 30m

  Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.

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  E9Alice Sees the Light

  Feb 28, 1983· 30m

  Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.

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  E10Vera the Virtuoso

  Mar 7, 1983· 30m

  Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.

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  E11Alice Faces the Music

  Mar 14, 1983· 30m

  The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.

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  E12Tommy, the Jailbird

  Mar 21, 1983· 30m

  Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.

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  E13Jolene and the Night Watchman

  Mar 28, 1983· 30m

  Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.

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  E14Mel's Dream Car

  Apr 11, 1983· 30m

  Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.

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  E15Come Back Little Sharples

  Apr 17, 1983· 30m

  Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.

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  E16Vera, the Torch

  Apr 24, 1983· 30m

  Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.

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  E17The Grass is Always Greener

  May 1, 1983· 30m

  In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.

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  E18Tommy Fouls Out

  May 15, 1983· 30m

  Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.

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  E19Vera on the Lam

  May 22, 1983· 30m

  After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.

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  E20Mel's Cousin Wendy?

  May 29, 1983· 30m

  To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.

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  E21Sweet Erasable Mel

  Jun 5, 1983· 30m

  Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.

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  E22Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant

  Jun 12, 1983· 30m

  Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.

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  E23Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the BagFinale

  Sep 18, 1983· 30m

  Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.

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