Malcolm & Eddie

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  E1Hanging by a Dred

  Sep 6, 1999· 30m

  Ashley catches Malcolm kissing Olivia. After their breakup, Malcolm goes into a funk and Eddie goes to extraordinary lengths (and heights) to pull him out of it. Eddie tries taking Malcolm on a hot-air balloon ride.

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  E2Ship Outta Luck

  Sep 13, 1999· 30m

  The duo agrees to listen to a realty sales pitch in order to get a free seven-day cruise.

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  E3Hot Pants

  Sep 20, 1999· 30m

  Dexter returns and asks Eddie for another loan—it seems he's been evicted from his apartment yet again. Heeding Malcolm's advice, Eddie doesn't give him the loan but takes a stand to help Dexter back on his feet. However, the situation changes once Dexter gets coffee spilled on his lap at the club.

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  E4Clubbed

  Sep 27, 1999· 30m

  The guys deal with a new rival for their business, a beautiful buxom woman who opens a dance club down the street from the Fifty-Fifty Club, by holding a bogus contest to attract new customers. The trouble comes when the guys decide to fight fire with fire, and rig a bogus contest of their own, but with disastrous results.

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  E5Worst Impressions

  Oct 4, 1999· 30m

  Deciding they need a company car, Malcolm buys a lemon, which Eddie quickly replaces with a fully-loaded, high-priced SUV. Their drastically opposing views about spending money threaten to divide the two best friends until they agree to try a little role reversal to better understand how the other one thinks. Meanwhile, Nicolette, Leonard and Doug are on their best behavior, hoping to win ""Employee of the Week"" and the bonus that comes with it.

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  E6The Tapawingo Witch Project

  Oct 18, 1999· 30m

  Hoping to duplicate the incredible success of the movie ""The Blair Witch Project,"" Malcolm recruits Nicolette, Leonard, Doug and a very reluctant Eddie to help him make a similar film about a local Kansas City legend, the Tapawingo Witch. But after they head deep into the woods to film the documentary, a series of frightening events spook the novice filmmakers, blurring the line between fantasy and reality.

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  E7Won't Power

  Nov 1, 1999· 30m

  Nicolette's desire for a meaningful relationship inspires her to try celibacy, and inspires the others to a challenge to see who can abstain from giving in to their sexual desires the longest. As the gang slowly gives in to the temptation one by one, everyone is surprised at who the final winner is.

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  E8The Wrongest Yard

  Nov 8, 1999· 30m

  Malcolm and Eddie are thrilled when the Kansas City Chief's star running back visits the Fifty/Fifty Club and gives them free tickets to his next game. But after Eddie accidentally gives the famed football player a concussion that costs the Chiefs the game, Malcolm and Eddie become Public Enemies number one and two.

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  E9Fairly Decent Proposal

  Nov 15, 1999· 30m

  While vacationing in Las Vegas with Malcolm and his new girlfriend, Eddie can't resist the lure of the crap table. But when his lucky streak turns unlucky to the tune of $50,000, he has no way to pay his debt, until a wealthy female offers to cover his losses on one condition—that she gets to sleep with Malcolm in return.

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  E10A Fowl and Stormy Night

  Nov 22, 1999· 30m

  Malcolm, Eddie, Nicolette, Leonard and Doug head to North Carolina to spend the holiday with Malcolm's Uncle Buddy. But panic sets in when they reach his uncle's empty house and discover the town has been evacuated because of an oncoming hurricane, and now they're caught right in the middle of it.

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  E11Sneaky, Thieving, Double-Crossing Dates from Hell

  Dec 6, 1999· 30m

  After Leonard's date publicly humiliates him at the Fifty/Fifty Club, Malcolm and Nicolette try to cheer him up by sharing their ""worst date"" stories. But nothing can top Eddie's date that night when he's lured by a woman named ""Sinful Sally"" to her apartment, unaware that she plans to broadcast their rendezvous live over the Internet.

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  E12Your Number's Up

  Jan 3, 2000· 30m

  Eddie agrees to buy Malcolm's lottery ticket and has to face the consequences—again and again and again—when the numbers hit.

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  E13Designing Woman

  Jan 24, 2000· 30m

  With Malcolm sound asleep, robbers break into the apartment and steal all the furniture and strip the house of all its contents. They hire an interior designer to redo the apartment, but find out she not only has an eye for style, but a taste for a con game.

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  E14Bullets Over Kansas City

  Feb 7, 2000· 30m

  Eager to make her club Kansas City's most popular night spot, Malcolm and Eddie's chief rival, Mia, makes Eddie an incredible offer he may not be able to refuse. Meanwhile, Nicolette enters a short story contest, transporting the gang back in time to the 1920s when two rival nightclub owners resorted to far more villainous tactics to be number one.

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  E15The Best Men

  Feb 14, 2000· 30m

  When Eddie's cousin Dexter decides to get married, he asks Eddie to be his best man and Malcolm to be his ""man of honor."" But Dexter's promise to his fiancée that they'll be no strippers at the bachelor party is broken when an unaware Malcolm hires a sexy stripper, and then has to bring the two lovebirds back together when the wedding is called off.

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  E16Swooped

  Feb 21, 2000· 30m

  When Hawkins dies suddenly of a heart attack, his daughter Ashley is surprised to learn that she can only inherit his 10 million dollars is on one condition—that she marry Eddie within 30 days. But Eddie soon discovers that saying ""I do"" to wealth and marriage may devastate Malcolm, who has taken drastic measures to try and forget about the feelings he still has for Ashley.

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  E17Radio Daze

  Mar 20, 2000· 30m

  Malcolm and Eddie try to outdo the rave review for Mia's nightclub by convincing her DJ boyfriend to do a live broadcast from the Fifty-Fifty Club. But when she sees how successful the broadcast is, Mia resorts to an outrageous lie about Malcolm to turn things back in her favor.

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  E18Buddy's Ashes

  Apr 10, 2000· 30m

  When Malcolm's Uncle Buddy dies, Malcolm is entrusted with his ashes to scatter in the Missouri River. But when Eddie mistakenly uses the urn for a vase, Uncle Buddy winds up in a very different place than expected, and Eddie has to go to outrageous extremes to keep Malcolm from finding out about the final resting place of his dearly departed uncle.

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  E19Moving Violations

  May 1, 2000· 30m

  Things are going so well for Malcolm and Eddie with their new girlfriends that Malcolm invites Helena to move in with him, and Eddie tries to double his fun by moving in with the twins that he's dating. But the romance quickly fades when Malcolm realizes what a slob Helena is, and the twins drive Eddie nuts fighting for his attention.

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  E20Double Play

  May 8, 2000· 30m

  For Malcolm's thirtieth birthday, Eddie surprises him with a chance to watch an upcoming baseball game from the sportscaster's booth. But the biggest surprise comes when Eddie creates a clever diversion allowing Malcolm to fulfill his lifelong career fantasy and serve as commentator for the game, with disastrous results.

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  E21Mid-Wife Crisis

  May 15, 2000· 30m

  A newly-confident Dexter visits the guys with his pregnant wife in tow, only for her to go into labor just as a long streak of bad luck events take place in their lives.

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  E22Three of ClubFinale

  May 22, 2000· 30m

  After finding out that the success of the Fifty/Fifty Club has driven its competing club, Club Misdemeanor, out of business, an accident damages the club forcing Malcolm and Eddie to try and find financing to reopen the club. To make matters worse, Mia, former owner of Club Misdemeanor becomes their new landlord. So in order to keep the club from being closed down, the guys decide to take on a third partner.

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  E1My New Friend's Wedding

  Oct 5, 1998· 30m

  In a flash-back, after being jilted by Mira, Malcolm & Eddie meet each other for the first time at Eddie's wedding. Malcolm consoles a jilted Eddie after his bride-to-be left him standing at the altar, by relating his own disastrous trip to the altar.

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  E2Back in Business

  Oct 12, 1998· 30m

  After discovering that Eddie spent all his money on electronic gadgets and has no money left to reinvest in their new business venture, Malcolm and Eddie join forces to find a way to re-open Malcolm's former bar as the new Fifty/Fifty club.

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  E3Silenced Partner

  Oct 19, 1998· 30m

  Business partners Malcolm and Eddie open a jazz club with Malcolm's money. And after Malcolm throws it up in Eddie's face and wants to make all the decisions, Eddie looks for ways to raise his share of the money.

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  E4Twisted Sisters

  Oct 26, 1998· 30m

  The guys pull elaborate Halloween pranks on each other at the club's annual Halloween costume party. But then things really begin to heat up when the guys meet 2 aspiring fashion models in the adjoining motel room.

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  E5Dream Girl

  Nov 2, 1998· 30m

  Malcolm and Eddie each meet the girl of their dreams. Malcolm's girl is sweet & demure and likes to cook for him. Eddie's girl is a ""straight-up hood-rat"" that likes to drink 40 ounce bottles of beer. The men eventually find out that their dream girls are one and the same, as she is someone who takes the concept of ""I'm Every Woman"" to the extreme.

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  E6Menace II Theology

  Nov 2, 1998· 30m

  Non-church-goers Malcolm and Eddie accidentally volunteer to teach Sunday school while visiting at Nicolette's church and find that they have a knack for public speaking.

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  E7Love Thy Neighbor

  Nov 9, 1998· 30m

  Malcolm & Eddie's business is booming at the club, so they decide to expand the club to increase business even further. However the building owner jas just recently rented out the empty space next door, and now the new tenant, who is opening a dance studio, will have to move in order for the guys to expand the club.

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  E8Teed Off

  Nov 9, 1998· 30m

  A wealthy tycoon challenges Eddie to a high-stakes game of golf.

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  E9Requiem for a Lightweight

  Nov 16, 1998· 30m

  Malcolm suggests Eddie settle his differences with an ex-con in the boxing ring.

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  E10Bowl-a-Drama

  Nov 16, 1998· 30m

  Malcolm's estranged brother comes to town, igniting old tensions, but reviving old family ties. Meanwhile, Nicolette takes a job in a bowling alley, and tries to get along with unruly customers.

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  E11That's What Friends are For

  Nov 23, 1998· 30m

  Nicolette walks out on Malcolm and the bar, when an unruly customer gives her a hard time and Malcolm doesnt stand up for her, and takes advantage of her friendship. Nicolette finally teaches Malcolm a lesson about what friendship is supposed to be. Meanwhile Leonard bares his soul to an attractive customer who he has a crush on, but gets rejected.

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  E12Father of the Bribe

  Nov 23, 1998· 30m

  The father of Malcolm's new girlfriend offers him a bribe to stop seeing his daughter, Ashley. Hawkins has seen Malcolm in action, & knows he chases women alot, so he is not pleased to see him date his beloved daughter. So he threatens not to renew the club's lease unless Malcolm stops seeing Ashley.

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  E13Paint Misbehavin'

  Jan 19, 1999· 30m

  Nicolette stays with Malcolm & Eddie while her place is being painted and her quirks & habits drive the guys crazy.

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  E14Insemination Without Representation

  Feb 9, 1999· 30m

  Its Nicolette's 30th birthday, and the gang decides to have a surprise birthday celebration for her. But the thought of turning 30 without ever having had a baby is too much for her to handle. So Nicolette asks Malcolm to father a child for her, and to do it via artificial insemination.

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  E15The Mad Hatter

  Feb 16, 1999· 30m

  Eddie seeks justice on a televised court show ""Citizen's Court"" after Malcolm allows his hats to be stolen from his car, while taking them to the cleaners. Malcolm had left the windows down and the car unlocked.

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  E16Devil's Advocate

  Feb 23, 1999· 30m

  Malcolm and Eddie receive tickets and all expense paid trip to New York to appear on a panel for a sports fanatic show, on the Jerry Stein show. So the guys show up for the taping dressed in weird sports-fan attire, but are unaware that they are actually on a talk show about devil worshipers. They can't understand why the audience is jeering and booing them, until the rest of the panelists come out on the stage.

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  E17Badfellas

  Mar 2, 1999· 30m

  The Fifty/Fifty Club is ransacked after the guys refuse to pay protection money.

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  E18The Fool Monty

  Apr 27, 1999· 30m

  Nicolette prompts the guys to offer a ladies night, including male strippers.

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  E19Daddio

  May 4, 1999· 30m

  A contractor (Coolio) consults Malcolm and Eddie about building a club in Chicago.

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  E20As You Strike It

  May 11, 1999· 30m

  The staff of the Fifty-Fifty club goes on strike and Malcolm and Eddie refuse to budge on their labor negotiations. But chaos soon ensues in the club, forcing the guys to give in to their worker's demands.

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  E21The Sweet Hell of Success

  May 18, 1999· 30m

  As the profits from the 50/50 club begin to grow larger and larger, Malcolm and Eddie clash over whose money-making strategy is best. Malcolm believes in investing his money in the stock market, while Eddie believes in betting on horse races.

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  E22B.S. I Love YouFinale

  May 25, 1999· 30m

  A gorgeous bandleader (Cindy Herron) breaks up Malcolm and Ashley.

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  E1Been There, Done That

  Aug 25, 1997· 30m

  Eddie's luck seems to take a turn for the worse, each time Malcolm's luck takes a turn for the better, leaving Eddie battered & beaten. Malcolm meets a girl who he believes is the ""perfect"" girl, until Eddie tells him that he's already Been there, Done that! Meanwhile, Nicollette is exuberant about taking the exam for the Police Academy.

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  E2Roofless People

  Sep 1, 1997· 30m

  Malcolm's banker convinces him to hire his arsonist daughter as a waitress in order to have his loan for a new roof approved. Meanwhile Eddie sweet-talks Nicolette into continuing their secret love affair, in order to keep things spicy.

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  E3Casino Evil

  Sep 8, 1997· 30m

  When their customers opt to go to a competing bar down the block, Malcolm decides to turn McGee's into a gambling establishment and save himself from bankruptcy.

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  E4Sibling Rivalry

  Sep 15, 1997· 30m

  Malcolm, his gay sister, and Eddie compete for the attentions of a new waitress.

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  E5A Police Officer and a Gentleman

  Sep 22, 1997· 30m

  Nicolette wants to make her relationship with Eddie a public one, while Eddie continues to want them to meet in secret. Nicolette is asked to the policemen's ball by another man, and feeling rejected by Eddie, she decides to go. Eddie gets jealous and tries to stand up for his woman, but he falls far short. Malcolm unwittingly buys stolen lobsters for the club's catering of the policemen's ball, and Simone does a fantastic job of making them a hit.

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  E6The Courtship of Eddie's Mother

  Sep 29, 1997· 30m

  The guys may become family when Eddie's mother starts dating Malcolm's father.

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  E7Trading Spaces

  Oct 13, 1997· 30m

  After Malcolm and Eddie each make suggestions to the other about ways to improve each other's business, they decide to make a bet, which leads the guys to switch places and run each other's business for a week.

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  E8Like Water for Chocolate Cookies

  Oct 27, 1997· 30m

  Simone tries to win Malcolm's heart through his stomach with some special chocolate cookies, but once Malcolm tastes them, he only wants to use them to go into the cookie business with. Meanwhile, McGinley tries to lure Simone away from Malcolm, to work in his bar.

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  E9Dream Racer

  Nov 3, 1997· 30m

  Malcolm inadvertently places a large bet on Eddie when he competes in a NASCAR race. Nicollette fears a dream she had about Eddie might come true.

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  E10Hoop Schemes

  Nov 10, 1997· 30m

  Eddie subs as coach of a peewee basketball team in order to show up a rival, and Malcolm worries that his trash-talk tactics will leave the team in the dumper.

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  E11Two Men and the Baby

  Nov 17, 1997· 30m

  The guys discover that baby-sitting Eddie's infant cousin draws women, but then they panic when they realize that the baby is missing.

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  E12The Way We Weren't

  Nov 18, 1997· 30m

  Friends guide feuding Malcolm and Eddie down memory lane.

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  E13It Almost Happend One Night

  Nov 24, 1997· 30m

  Malcolm acts as chef Simone's husband to fool her high-school nemesis.

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  E14Whose Room is It Anyway?

  Dec 9, 1997· 30m

  Malcolm dreams about a distant future where he and Eddie are still roommates.

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  E15Tough Love

  Jan 12, 1998· 30m

  Malcolm uses tough love on his sister who gets fired and dumped in the same week.

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  E16A Decent Proposal

  Jan 19, 1998· 30m

  Nicolette enlists Malcolm and Eddie to help her shy beau find the words to propose. So the guys devise a plan to help Stanley gain some confidence by encouraging him to become a lady's man. As his confidence grows, the plan begins to backfire, with disastrous results for Nicollette.

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  E17Bachelor Daze

  Feb 16, 1998· 30m

  It comes as a shock to Malcolm and Eddie when they learn that their old pal, Nelson Carter, is getting married. After all, there was a better chance for the Pope to get married before Nelson ever decided to settle down. But on the day of Nelson's wedding—and after a wild night at his bachelor party—the two begin considering settling down themselves.

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  E18Mixed Nuts

  Feb 23, 1998· 30m

  Malcolm, his sister Maura, Eddie and his mother Sheila are preparing a surprise party for Malcolm's father Marcus. Maura and Sheila start arguing over what they believe to be Marcus' favorite cake, but things really start heating up when Eddie's Grandpa, Aunt Ruby, Uncle Lud and Cousin Doyle make an unexpected entrance.

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  E19The Slender Arm of the Law

  Mar 2, 1998· 30m

  Everybody thinks Eddie's pal Rusty is crazy. During his career as a NASCAR driver, Rusty had one too many racing accidents that have left him short of a few lug nuts. His presence at Eddie's garage and Malcolm's bar has been good for business, though. However, Nicolette discovers that Rusty is really an alias and that he's a lot crazier than anybody originally thought....

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  E20A Few So-So Men

  Apr 28, 1998· 30m

  Malcolm's dream to renovate McGee's into 1930s jazz club is in full swing when he discovers that the contractor he hired to build his bar turns out to be an old Navy buddy of Eddie's. Since he and Eddie did not get along in the Navy, the contractor leaves the job until Eddie gives him an apology, leaving Malcolm without a bar.

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  E21A Delicate Procedure

  May 5, 1998· 30m

  Needing Tim's help in getting a tattoo removed, Malcolm agrees to date Tim's feisty sister & really turns on the charm to soften her stoney heart. But Tim may not be too happy about the results. He threatens Malcolm that he should not hurt his little sister, or else! Now Malcolm must find a way out of this relationship, but he must be extremely careful.

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  E22Car Trouble

  May 12, 1998· 30m

  Malcolm's car bites the dust, so Eddie talks Malcolm into buying a car from a police auction. Much to their surprise, the car contains a secret load of cash hidden inside. Things begin to heat up when tough guys show up interested in getting the car back.

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  E23Kansas City SplitFinale

  May 19, 1998· 30m

  Malcolm's life changes after meeting a spiritual counselor, falls in love with her, and decides to sell his bar. His wedding plans dissolve after she decides she's really in love with someone else. Meanwhile, Eddie decides to take an executive job in Pittsburgh.

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