Get Smart

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  E1Pheasant Under Glass

  Sep 26, 1969· 25m

  On a mission for CONTROL to rescue Professor Milo Pheasant, Smart and 99 learn that he is imprisoned within an impregnable glass dome. KAOS has kidnapped Professor Pheasant and imprisoned him in a nuclear-glass cube. Max and 99 break into KAOS HQ to break him out, but they're unable to break the glass and forced to flee. As they're escaping, 99 reveals that she's pregnant, causing Max to get so excited that he reveals his identity as a secret agent to a reporter. This renders Max useless as an agent and eliminates CONTROL's plan to free the professor by having The Singing Agent, Rosa LaCosta, sing a special note that can shatter glass and have Max go undercover as her accompanist. To save his job, Max visits Dr. Proctor, who has discovered a way to spray paint a new face on people, and Max tries out several faces before picking one to help him infiltrate KAOS headquarters and rescue the professor.

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  E2Ironhand

  Oct 3, 1969· 25m

  When IH Industries acquires KAOS, Max and 99 attempt Operation Baby Buggy Switch to stop the new head of KAOS, Ironhand, a man with an iron fist, from obtaining The Anti-Anti_Anti-Missle-Missle plans.

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  E3Valerie of the Dolls

  Oct 10, 1969· 25m

  When KAOS plans to destroy California by smuggling into the country dolls secretly containing the ingredients for the most powerful explosive known to man, Max and The Chief enroll in Miss Valerie's School For Expectant Fathers, convinced that it is a KAOS front.

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  E4Widow Often Annie

  Oct 17, 1969· 25m

  When The Chief orders Max to romance and betroth Ann Cameron, a beautiful widow suspected of murdering her 12 husbands for the insurance money, which she donates to KAOS, the wedding coincides with The Smarts' first wedding anniversary, much to 99's dismay.

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  E5The Treasure of C. Errol Madre

  Oct 24, 1969· 25m

  When KAOS heists CONTROL's payrolls, putting it into severe financial straits, The Chief sends Max, disguised as prospector Frogsie Debbs, to Mira Lodo, Mexico, to find Debbs' old partner C. Errol Madre, who posesses the second half of a map that leads to a gold mind that could restore CONTROL's operations.

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  E6Smart Fell on Alabama

  Oct 31, 1969· 25m

  Because he failed to retrieve a little red book from a Kaos carrier,Max has to train,and recruit three convicts to break into a highly fortified Mansion where the Red Code Book is.

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  E7And Baby Makes Four (1)

  Nov 7, 1969· 25m

  Max and 99 follow the wrong map and end up at KAOS's new HQ instead of the maternity ward. 99 is incredibly close to giving birth, which is making Max nervous and unable to pay attention to his job. He spends all of his time trying to find the shortest way to get 99 to the hospital. At the same time, CONTROL is desperately trying to find the new location of KAOS HQ. It's made more urgent because Simon the Likable is coming to town to steal the Huffiker Plans from the Pentagon. Simon is unstoppable because everyone that sees him instantly likes him and will do anything for him. Max and Simon get their directions mixed up and Simon goes to the maternity hospital while Max takes 99 to KAOS HQ, Sunny Slope Sanitarium.

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  E8And Baby Makes Four (2)

  Nov 14, 1969· 25m

  CONTROL must defeat Simon the Likable while 99 delivers twins. Max and 99 escape and manage to get to the correct hospital in time for her to have twins, a boy and a girl. While everyone is congratulating Max, Simon tries to escape until he runs into the one person who doesn't like him, 99's mother.

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  E9Physician: Impossible

  Nov 21, 1969· 25m

  Mistaken for a doctor and his nurse, Max and 99 are kidnapped and forced to operate on a wounded gangster. CONTROL is transporting vicious killer Big Eddie Little to jail by pretending to run in a marathon with him. Little breaks away from Max, but not before Max shoots him in the shoulder. Little gets away, vowing to kill Max. Max ignores his threats and goes to visit 99 and the twins in the hospital. Dressed in hospital scrubs, Max and 99 are taken for a doctor and nurse by KAOS and taken to a remote cabin to remove the bullet from Little's shoulder. Only by pretending to remove the bullet can Max escape from the cabin alive.

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  E10The Apes of Rath

  Nov 28, 1969· 25m

  Several agents have been murdered by someone with incredible strength. The only clue is an empty banana peel. It is soon deduced that the killer is an ape. CONTROL agents are receiving bananas in the mail and then being murdered, completely puzzling CONTROL. What they don't know is KAOS is using Chucko, an ape made to look like a human being, as the assassin. The plot thickens when Max receives a banana in the mail and a new agent, Chuck Armstrong, is assigned as his protector. Unfortunately, Armstrong is actually Chucko the Ape. Before Max discovers Armstrong's real identity, Armstrong reverts back to Chucko and takes 99 to the roof of Max's building, just like in King Kong.

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  E11Age Before Duty

  Dec 5, 1969· 25m

  Max is bewildered when his young contact dies of old age. Max goes to meet CONTROL Agent Carruthers and finds Carruthers dying of old age. The problem is that Carruthers is only 28 years old. After that, more and more agents are rapidly aging and dying, thanks to a new invention by KAOS, Dorian Gray Paint. The paint ages the real person once it's put on a picture of that person. They turn Max, 99, and the Chief into senior citizens right before they locate KAOS HQ.

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  E12Is This Trip Necessary?

  Dec 12, 1969· 25m

  Everyone important in Washington suffers bad dreams and the president orders CONTROL to discover why. At that moment, KAOS' Mad Pharmacist Jarvis Pim appears on TV to demand $50 million in ransom. If he doesn't get it, he'll use his new hallucinogenic drug on the entire population of the city. Max and 99 track Pim to the Dartfoot Spring Water Company, where Pim captures them using "the old mortar in the mortar trick."

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  E13Ice Station Siegfried

  Dec 19, 1969· 25m

  99 and CIA agent Quigley run into Siegfried and Starker while on a case in Canada. Meanwhile, Max and the Chief are snowed in at Miami, thanks to a KAOS plot.

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  E14Moonlighting Becomes You

  Jan 2, 1970· 25m

  99 moonlights as the secretary of a radio personality to discover a secret KAOS code.

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  E15House of Max (1)

  Jan 9, 1970· 25m

  Max and 99 go to London to investigate a modern-day Jack the Ripper.

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  E16House of Max (2)

  Jan 16, 1970· 25m

  Max poses as a wax sculpture of Hitler to spy on a KAOS scientist who brings waxworks to life.

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  E17Rebecca of Funny-Folk Farm

  Jan 23, 1970· 25m

  Max is serving as a courier on board an airplane when he is forced to release his package from the plane, sending it to land on the roof of Hester Van Hooten's mansion. The only problem is Van Hooten hasn't allowed visitors to her house in 20 years and she and her brother aren't about to start now.

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  E18The Mess of Adrian Listenger

  Jan 30, 1970· 25m

  While attending the funeral of the latest Control Agent who was mysteriously killed,Max,99,and The Chief are shocked to find a carved Headstone with Max's name on it.

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  E19Witness for the Execution

  Feb 6, 1970· 25m

  Max is assigned to protect Kaos Agent Dietrich.Dietrich has turned informant,and will give testamony on the inner workings of Kaos that would put an end to Kaos.The only obstacle however is a man name Kibbee,a ruthless Kaos assassin who has never failed an assignment.Will Max be able to protect Dietrich,and himself from Kibbee also known as the Exterminator?

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  E20How Green Was My Valet

  Feb 13, 1970· 25m

  Dr. Harper dies, leaving the only sample of his rocket fuel behind and KAOS finds it first. Max and 99 have to pose as a valet and maid at the Bulmanian Embassy to recover the stolen fuel. When 99's mother can't babysit, the Chief and Larabee are forced to take care of the twins so the Smarts can go to work at the embassy. Meanwhile, Max must get into the wine cellar to find the fuel, but the only key is around the neck of the ambassador.

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  E21And Only Two Ninety-Nine

  Feb 20, 1970· 25m

  Max comes home from work one evening to find 99 in bed,with a back eye.99 explains it away as nothing.When he inquires about 99's visit to her Mother,99 says that she did'nt feel much like visiting her.This makes Max suspicious,and before he inquires about anything else,the telephone rings.It is the Chief who informs Max that the woman in his Apartment is not 99.This is true since the real 99 is in the Chiefs Office.The Chief lets 99 talk to Max on the telephone,and this confirms to Max that it is the real 99.The Chief will explain everything to Max in the Morning,but that Max should at the present time should pretend that the woman imposter is 99.99 herself explains to the Chief what had happened that morning.While some furnisher men were moving furniture into her,and Max's apartment,the imposter 99 pulls a gun on her.She then instructed 99 to accompany the moving men(who are Kaos agents)back to their secret place.In response 99 punched the imposter,thus giving her the black eye.She w

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  E22Smartacus

  Feb 27, 1970· 25m

  Max and the Chief investigate a series of security leaks that seem to be connected to a chain of spas.

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  E23What's It All About, Algie?

  Apr 24, 1970· 25m

  KAOS Agent Algernon DeGrasse owns a nursery that uses its plants to spy on important people in Washington. After a CONTROL agent disappears, Max goes to work in the nursery to crack the case. While he's working undercover as a Japanese gardener, 99 stocks up on plants for their apartment.

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  E24Hello, Columbus - Goodbye, America

  May 1, 1970· 25m

  CONTROL must persuade a decendent of Columbus not to sell America to KAOS.

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  E25Do I Hear a Vaults?

  May 8, 1970· 25m

  The Chief meets Smart at a public library to recover a book containing names and addresses of CONTROL agents. Max and Larrabee transport the book in an armored car to a bank vault, but Max accidentally locks the vault door on both the Chief and Larrabee. Guest Stars: Ned Glass, Herbert Voldand, Ann Summers, Robert Karvelas, George Sawaya

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  E26I Am Curiously YellowFinale

  May 15, 1970· 25m

  A villian known as the Whip uses a special gong to hypnotize Max. When he is under the Whip's control, Max steals the NARCO 5-12. Later, with the help of the Chief and Larabee, Max is cured and captures the Whip.

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  E1The Impossible Mission

  Sep 21, 1968· 25m

  The Chief assigns 86 and 99 to retrieve a deadly scientific theory from KAOS. The search takes the CONTROL agents to a TV studio, where they disguise themselves as dancers.

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  E2Snoopy Smart vs. the Red Baron

  Sep 28, 1968· 25m

  Max and 99 stumble on SIegfried's evil plot to destroy the U.S. potato crop while visiting 99's mother in Idaho.

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  E3Closely Watched Planes

  Oct 5, 1968· 25m

  Max is assigned to protect CONTROL Courier Busby during a plane ride, but Busby mysteriously disappears from the bathroom in mid-flight.

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  E4The Secret of Sam Vittorio

  Oct 12, 1968· 25m

  Thirty years earlier bank robbers Connie and Floyd met up with Sam Vittorio, who had robbed 192 banks. Now dying, Vittorio will only reveal the location of his hidden loot to his protégés, who look remarkably like Max and 99.

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  E5Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend

  Oct 19, 1968· 25m

  KAOS is using its League of Bald Headed Men to steal diamonds and smuggle them out of the country and fund their European payroll.

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  E6The Worst Best Man

  Oct 26, 1968· 25m

  Each time Smart picks a best man for his upcoming wedding to Agent 99, the man meets with a mysterious accident. The Chief deducts that there must be a link between all of the accidents and KAOS because all of Max's prospects are fellow agents. To prevent further loss of manpower a t CONTROL, Hymie is appointed best man. KAOS then reveals it's true interest in Max's choice of best man - nearly to the extinction of CONTROL.

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  E7A Tale of Two Tails

  Nov 2, 1968· 25m

  Smart and the Chief try all the standard escape methods and each time KAOS has Seigfried and his henchman, Starker, block them. The Chief realizes that there must be an informer in the camp and devises a plan to fool the informer.

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  E8The Return of the Ancient Mariner

  Nov 9, 1968· 25m

  With an attempt to kidnap Admiral Hardgrade in the works, Max has him stay in his apartment.

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  E9With Love and Twitches

  Nov 16, 1968· 25m

  The big day arrives for Smart and Agent 99, but almost without Smart as he is sidetracked by a bizarre case. KAOS scientist Dr. Madre passes information on the location of the Melnick uranium mine to Max, in the form of a "drinkable map".

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  E10The Laser Blazer

  Nov 30, 1968· 25m

  Smart wears a new blazer given to him by a Chinese merchant, Lin Chan. Smart, however, isn't aware he posses a weapon in the blazer, and is mystified as object disappear around him.

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  E11The Farkas Fracas

  Dec 7, 1968· 25m

  When Agent 99 is caught without dessert, she gratefully accepts chocolate mousse from her solicitious neighbor Naomi Farkas. Naomi and her husband Emil are secret KAOS agents who hope to photograph some papers the Chief has with him.

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  E12Temporarily Out of CONTROL

  Dec 14, 1968· 25m

  KAOS fakes military call-up orders for Maxwell Smart and the Chief for the US Navy! Smart's restoration to the rank of Ensign makes him the Chief's superior, humiliating the Chief, who was restored to Seaman.

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  E13Schwartz's Island

  Dec 21, 1968· 25m

  The Smarts' honeymoon cruise ends when their sailboat blows up. They drift to an uncharted island, which soon proves to be owned by KAOS chief Seigfried.

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  E14One Nation Invisible

  Dec 28, 1968· 25m

  Max must bring a scientist, Dr. Canyon, into the CONTROL camp. His problems multiply quickly; the invisible doctor turns out to be a pretty woman whose visibility returns just as Agent 99 enters their apartment.

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  E15Hurray for Hollywood

  Jan 4, 1969· 25m

  Max and 99 go undercover as actors Lawrence Hollywood and Viola Vain to learn how KAOS is using performances of a play to communicate with their agents.

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  E16The Day They Raided the Knights

  Jan 11, 1969· 25m

  When budget cuts hit CONTROL, 99 is on the list of agents to be laid off. She then finds a temporary job at a trading stamp redemption center, which also happens to be a KAOS munitions drop that is about to begin distribution of their latest weapon, a stereophonic pistol. 99 finds out what is going on and informs the Chief, but is captured before she can give the location. The Chief and Larabee eventually find the location, but are captured themselves. It is now up to Max to find and save them.

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  E17Tequila Mockingbird

  Jan 18, 1969· 25m

  Smart and 99 pose as a flamenco dancer and a seedy doctor to fool KAOS as both search for hidden gems in Mexico.

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  E18I Shot 86 Today

  Feb 1, 1969· 25m

  Max and 99 investigate after receiving a tip that KAOS is planning to blow up an aerospace center adjoining the Pomona National Golf Club - the third such incident in less than a year.

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  E19Absorb the Greek

  Feb 8, 1969· 25m

  The Chief takes up computer dating and winds up dating a gorgeous young woman. The Chief's boss (unseen) orders Max and 99 to follow the Chief to make sure that this romance is not a security risk. 99 also thinks that the Chief should be dating someone more his age, like her mother. The young woman is actually the wife of Dr. Paponickolini, who is giving the Chief a secret formula for eternal youth. The Chief arrives at Max's apartment for a dinner date with 99's mom but instead KAOS shows up and kidnaps 99's mother, thinking she's the wife of Dr. Paonickolini.

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  E20To Sire, with Love (1)

  Feb 15, 1969· 25m

  Max must hid the king of Caronia in his apartment. Agent 99 is contently getting Max and the king confused as the king is 86's double. KAOS tries to kill them by putting a tarantula in the apartment.

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  E21To Sire, with Love (2)

  Feb 22, 1969· 25m

  Max tries to test his and agent 99's relationship by dressing up like the king. In the mean time, the real king is kidnapped by KAOS. It is up to Max to rescue him.

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  E22Shock It to Me

  Mar 1, 1969· 25m

  Dr. Erick Zharko and his assistant Bruce wire Max and 99 to a Dr. Frankenstein-like apparatus. Zharko figures that a jolt of his specially controlled electricity will shock Max and 99 into a five year sleep.

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  E23Leadside

  Mar 8, 1969· 25m

  Wheelchair bound mastermind Leadside is caught in a robbery by Max and announces a three-part plan. Phase one, he will escape from Max. Phase two, he will destroy CONTROL. Phase three, he will kill Maxwell Smart. After Leadside follows through on Phases One and Two, Max holes up in his apartment, vowing "Leadside will only complete Phase Three over my dead body." This is one of my favorite episodes and Ronald Long is brilliant as Leadside. "My mother gave me Norman." The wheelchair in the back of the truck bit is still side-splittingly funny.

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  E24Greer Window

  Mar 15, 1969· 25m

  CONTROL corners KAOS Agent Klineschmidt in a house and attempts to take him alive. Before they can do that, he manages to shoot Max in the buttocks. Forced to stay at home, Max amuses himself by using binoculars to spy on the office building across the street. The office he's watching belongs to Otto Greer, who is a government contractor. Top secret papers have been disappearing from his office so the Chief assigns 99 to work undercover as secretary to Greer. Max keeps an eye on 99's progress and discovers too late that Greer is a KAOS agent planning to kill both of them.

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  E25The Not-So-Great Escape (1)

  Mar 22, 1969· 25m

  Max is assigned to see Agent Kendall safely on a plane to Europe. However, Kendall mysteriously disappears from the airport after being paged. When Max takes the Chief to the airport to find out what happened, the Chief also disappears after being paged.

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  E26The Not-So-Great Escape (2)Finale

  Mar 29, 1969· 25m

  CONTROL agents tunnel out of the KAOS POW camp à la "The Great Escape."

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  E1The Spy Who Met Himself

  Sep 16, 1967· 25m

  KAOS's League of Impersonators are serving as duplicates for CONTROL agents, trying to steal the plans for a warhead and wreak havoc at CONTROL. After the real Max kidnapped and is replaced by an impostor, he manages to escape and a committee has to determine which is the real Max!

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  E2Viva Smart

  Sep 23, 1967· 25m

  Max and 99 are sent to a Latin American republic to rescue a President who has been overthrown and imprisoned by a maniacal army general dictator.

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  E3Witness for the Persecution

  Oct 7, 1967· 25m

  KAOS is going to stop Smart from testifying against one of their agents.

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  E4The Spirit is Willing

  Oct 14, 1967· 25m

  Max's new informer promises to deliver evidence implicating the top leader of KAOS, though it turns out that the informant has long been dead. Max must hold a seance to get his evidence.

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  E5Maxwell Smart, Private Eye

  Oct 21, 1967· 25m

  With a cutback at control, everyone is taking on extra jobs.

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  E6Supersonic Boom

  Oct 28, 1967· 25m

  KAOS attacks the CONTROL headquarters with a sonic boom and threatens to use it on New York City.

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  E7One of Our Olives is Missing

  Nov 4, 1967· 25m

  A country singer accidentally swallows a KAOS transmitter disguised as an olive. Max has to protect her from KAOS agents.

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  E8When Good Fellows Get Together

  Nov 18, 1967· 25m

  KAOS designs the world's strongest robot.

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  E9Dr. Yes

  Nov 25, 1967· 25m

  Max and 99 go to Lost Lake to track down the person who is sabotaging missile launches.

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  E10That Old Gang of Mine

  Dec 2, 1967· 25m

  The British CONTROL needs Max to go undercover.

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  E11The Mild Ones

  Dec 9, 1967· 25m

  Max & 99 have to infiltrate a motorcycle gang called the ""Purple Knights"", because Control believes they kidnapped the Prime Minister of a foreign country while Max was guarding him.

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  E12Classification: Dead

  Dec 23, 1967· 25m

  Max gets poisoned by a female KAOS agent and has to search for an antidote.

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  E13The Mysterious Dr. T

  Dec 30, 1967· 25m

  When a top CONTROL scientist dies, it turns out that he wasn't the real brains behind the operations.

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  E14The King Lives?

  Jan 6, 1968· 25m

  Max travels to Coronia to protect the King of Coronia from the King's evil half-brother Basil

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  E15The Groovy Guru

  Jan 13, 1968· 25m

  Many of the country's teenagers are dancing constantly, under the spell of the Groovy Guru, who is helping KAOS take over the country via its teenagers. The Guru plans to incite the nation's youth to riot and destroy all government institutions.

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  E16The Little Black Book (1)

  Jan 27, 1968· 25m

  Max receives a visit from his Army buddy Sid Krimm.Before he arrives however,a woman defecter from Kaos shows up to give Max a little Black Book that contains the names of various Kaos Agents.

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  E17The Little Black Book (2)

  Feb 3, 1968· 25m

  Having found out that Max is a Spy, Sid who unwittingly gave what he thought was an ordinary Black Book to Kaos Agents, accompanies Max on their search for the book, and the infamous Maestro, a Top Kaos Assassin.

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  E18Don't Look Back

  Feb 10, 1968· 25m

  In this take-off of The Fugitive series Max is framed by Kaos. He is charged with Bank Robbery, and Murder. This comes about when a one-handed Man (in a Maxwell Smart facemask) shoots the Bank Guard, in front of witnesses who could identify him.

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  E1999 Loses CONTROL

  Feb 17, 1968· 25m

  Feeling that she has no future at Control, and no future with Max, 99 decides to leave, and accept the marriage proposal with handsome, wealthy Victor Royale. Max, feeling jealous, goes to pursue 99. Having saved Royale from an assassination attempt, Royale offers Max a job as his bodyguard.

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  E20The Wax Max

  Feb 24, 1968· 25m

  Max and 99 enjoy their day off at an amusement park. Little do they realize that the Amusement Park is actually a KAOS drop-off place for secret messages.

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  E21Operation Ridiculous

  Mar 2, 1968· 25m

  The Chief tells Max & 99 'Weeknews' magazine is doing a story on Control. Mr Fitzmaurice wants to accompany two Control agents on a case for his story. The Chief selects Max & 99.

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  E22Spy, Spy, Birdie

  Mar 9, 1968· 25m

  Albert Pfister starts to blow up the world using his new silent explosive.

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  E23Run, Robot, Run

  Mar 16, 1968· 25m

  KAOS agents disrupt an international track meet by injuring the U.S. athletes.

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  E24The Hot Line

  Mar 23, 1968· 25m

  The Chief is relieved of duty as Chief when "the President" (actually Gorshen, a Kaos voice impersonator) calls him and demotes him, making Max the new Chief. This is part of Kaos's plan to infiltrate and then destroy Control--but with Max in charge, Kaos doesn't really need to plan.

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  E25Die, Spy

  Mar 30, 1968· 25m

  The story spoofs NBC's ""I Spy"" and Robert Culp of that series appears in a cameo role.

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  E26The Reluctant RedheadFinale

  Apr 6, 1968· 25m

  CONTROL tries to get files that contain a list of KAOS informers and agents.

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